AN: fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Dear Star Butterfly,

Life at rehab is alright.

I like the yoga and the sharing circles every night.

But do these stories sometimes scare you half to death.

So many people end up sucking dick for meth.

"mARco thEsE emAIls ha ve tO prOVe wE wErE aCtUalLy fRieNDS. yoU CanT cHaNgE thE STorY lEIk ThIs."

"When you speak like that yeah I can. There's nothing unrealistic about the love a man feels for another man. Speaking of which..." Marco flew off into the sunset into the waiting arms of Captain CrONCH.

"wHy dONt u LOeb me mARcKO?"

AN: hey now you're an all Star...