Okay, I was really bored one day and my little brother started singing a rather rude version of "On top of Old Smoky." This song is the result. I know it is completely stupid so I expect flames. It is supposed to be the Ring's POV. I don't own anything so don't sue. R&R
On top of Mount Doom
All covered with smoke
I killed poor old Gollum
He couldn't even croak
He had no funeral
He had no grave
I blew up the mountain
I brought down the cave
I fell into fire
Dissolved in the flame
Sauron went bye-bye
Then the eagles came
They left me to melt
They left me to die
The hobbits departed
And I had to fry
The power is gone now
I am just slag
I have no choices left
I put up the flag
