Okay, I was really bored one day and my little brother started singing a rather rude version of "On top of Old Smoky." This song is the result. I know it is completely stupid so I expect flames. It is supposed to be the Ring's POV. I don't own anything so don't sue. R&R

On top of Mount Doom

All covered with smoke

I killed poor old Gollum

He couldn't even croak

He had no funeral

He had no grave

I blew up the mountain

I brought down the cave

I fell into fire

Dissolved in the flame

Sauron went bye-bye

Then the eagles came

They left me to melt

They left me to die

The hobbits departed

And I had to fry

The power is gone now

I am just slag

I have no choices left

I put up the flag