Duncan: Hey Gwen? Want to eat a muffin I just baked?

Gwen: (sigh), What is with you on your cooking streak? Are you like turning into my mother?

Duncan: You think ever since I had dinner at your place, I want to cook for you, right?

Gwen: (sigh) Um, yeah!

Duncan: Well, I invited some friends over that I have known for a long time.

Gwen: Please don't say it's that guy from juvy who was trying to take my pack of gum in your cell.

Duncan: No, no, no! Some people we both know, um kind of colleagues.

Gwen: You better not mean, TDS!

Duncan: Um, yeah!

Gwen: Total Drama School was the stupidest season of TD ever! (Knock, knock!)

Cont… Gwen: Oh, well at least my parents let us use forks! When I ask your parents for one, they say: "Well, are you planning on stabbing anyone? From the evil mind of Duncan? Huh, missy, huh?

Gwen: (walks out)

Duncan: (sits in room thinking of what he just did.)