Duncan: Hey Gwen? Want to eat a muffin I just baked?
Gwen: (sigh), What is with you on your cooking streak? Are you like turning into my mother?
Duncan: You think ever since I had dinner at your place, I want to cook for you, right?
Gwen: (sigh) Um, yeah!
Duncan: Well, I invited some friends over that I have known for a long time.
Gwen: Please don't say it's that guy from juvy who was trying to take my pack of gum in your cell.
Duncan: No, no, no! Some people we both know, um kind of colleagues.
Gwen: You better not mean, TDS!
Duncan: Um, yeah!
Gwen: Total Drama School was the stupidest season of TD ever! (Knock, knock!)
Cont… Gwen: Oh, well at least my parents let us use forks! When I ask your parents for one, they say: "Well, are you planning on stabbing anyone? From the evil mind of Duncan? Huh, missy, huh?
Gwen: (walks out)
Duncan: (sits in room thinking of what he just did.)
