Written for Arg (APieceOfGumIsNotStuckInMyHair)'s 'biography' challenge at xoxLewrahxox's forum

Prompt: write a short biography for a character of choice - yes, biography. In 100 words. (Of course, you're free to make it a multiple of 100, but I'd be seriously i-m-p-r-e-s-s-e-d if anyone of you managed to do it in 100 words.) Not kidding.

100 words.


Health and Social Education Summative Test

7. Who is your role model and why? Respond in the space provided.

My role model is myself. It all starts some twelve years ago, when, on a dark and stormy night of torrential rain, I, Gilderoy Lockhart was born. I was a gifted child, mastering three languages by my fifth birthday and charming my relatives with what my mother called 'stunning smiles'. There were many cases of accidental magic in my youth, many more than normal children, as I was so gifted. By the time I was six, I–

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I'm not sure that Hogwarts actually had any Health classes (I don't believe they're ever mentioned) but I think that when they're teaching 11-18 year olds, such things would probably be necessary. Especially at a boarding school.