Authors Note: Okay so this is a warning mostly. Most of the characters especially Sasuke and Sakura will be out of character. I was reading a manga Love Neko and I wanted to write something kinda of similar to it. Please don't read this if you want in characters, because this is not what this fanfiction is about. If you don't like, don't read. So I hope you guys enjoy it!

I sometimes wished I didn't have friends, especially friends that got into your business. Take Ino for example, she thinks she knows what's best for me. She thinks I need a man in my life, so she had set me up with several guys on blind dates. Surprise, surprise they all ended up really badly. I'm done with guys for a while now, I just want to focus on writing my novel. What can't she understand about that? I sighed as I purchased my groceries for the week.

I heard my cell phone ringing as I was leaving the store, I answered it and growled, "What now Ino?"

"Hey is that any way to talk to your best friend? Especially after what I just bought you." I could practically hear the smirk in her voice.

My curiosity won me over, "What did you buy me?"

"No way am I telling you, it's a surprise. All I'm going to say is that, it will solve all your man problems."

"Ino." I said sighing, "You're being very evasive." I grumbled while walking into town onto my way home.

"Trust me Sakura, you're going to love this surprise. Your surprise should already be in your house."

"Why won't you just tell me, already?" I said, walking down my street eager to get to my house. I was excited to see what she got me but I was also nervous because it could also be something bad.

She laughed, "Call me back, when you get home and tell me how you like him." Him?

"Him?" I said. "What do you mean him?" I yelled into the phone. Ino had already hung up and I quickly ran to my house. It started to rain and by the time I got my door unlocked I was soaked from the rain, I walked into the house and looked around. Nothing seemed too out of sorts.

I gasps loudly when I felt a pair of warm hands warp around my waist and pull me into a wide strong chest. I dropped my shopping bags and turned my head to look over my shoulder. I saw a pair of blue eyes staring at me with lust and interest. His hair was just as black as his eyes. What shocked me most was the pair of cat ears on his head and I yelped when I felt a fuzzy black tail rubbing up against my leg. I squeaked when I felt his tongue licking water droplets off my neck, "Mhm tasty." I squirmed in his grasp, but he tightened his grip so I couldn't get away.

"W-Who are you?" I stuttered.

"Sasuke." He mumbled while he kept licking my neck which was making me shiver.

"S-Stop that!" Oh great I was starting to sound like Hinata…

He ignored me and he began to trail one of his hands along my body, he griped my waist and squeezed my ass. Oh that was it! This guy was going to feel pain if he didn't stop trying to molest me! His wandering hand went under my shirt and I felt him brush up against my bra, my eyes widen and I quickly stomped my heel down on his foot making him grunt in pain. He let me go and I spun around to look at him. He glared at me while growing while stalking towards me. "That was very naughty of you Sakura." He said licking his lips, "I think you know what happens to naughty girls."

I quickly backed away from him, my eyes wide, "Stay back you perverted cat!" I snapped.

He stopped for a moment looking surprised, "Why do you keep trying to run from me?" He tilted his head to the side looking curiously and absolutely adorable.

"Because I don't even know what you are, or why you're here!"

His tail slithered around his body and finally tapped his chin, "I am a Love Neko. I was made to be the perfect lover for you." He licked his lips and looked my body up and down making me think I was naked. I blushed and wished I was wearing more clothing. I was wearing a modest sundress that stopped at my mid-thigh, but the way he was looking at me made me feel like I was naked. Perverted cat…

I sighed, "Well I didn't buy you…my friend did. I need to call her and figure this out." I mumbled, "Why don't you go into the kitchen and grab a snack?" I offered.

He nodded, "I'd rather have you, but I'll eat a snack for now." He said and stalked off to the kitchen.

I pulled out my phone and dialed up Ino, "Hello?" She said.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" I yelled.

"What don't you like him?" I could hear her pouting.

"I don't even know what he is Ino! Is he a cat? Is he a man?" I rubbed my head feeling a headache coming on.

"He's cute and sexy! You've have the perfect package Sakura!" She got quiet for a moment and whispered into the phone, "Speaking of which have you seen his package?"

"INO!" I yelled.

"What? I was just wondering?" She laughed. "I'm surprised he hasn't dragged you off to the bedroom yet."

"What the hell is wrong with him? He basically jumped me when I got in the door!"

Ino laughed nervously, "Okay don't be mad, but I made sure when I bought one of these cute neko guys they would be able to handle you."

I arched a brow, "Handle me?" I sneered at the thought, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Oh c'mon Sakura, you're not the easiest to deal with. You sometimes scare off guys. I think this guy needs to be able to be the dominant one in the bedroom if you catch my drift." I could feel my face heating up. Ino was so lucky she isn't here because I would smack her one if I could.

"That's it, I'm taking him back!" I snapped. "You're getting refund because he is going back!" I can't believe she has the nerve to think some guy can handle me. Like I need handling.

"C'mon it can't be that bad!" Ino whined into the phone. I walked towards my kitchen and saw Sasuke munching on raw pasta noodles. What the hell?

"Oh it is…" I said. "I have to go." I hung before she tried to change my mind. I slowly walked into the kitchen. "Sasuke…" I said softly.

His head snapped towards me and he swallowed the raw pasta noodles, "Hm?"

"Did you like that?"

"Not really, it wasn't that tasty." It needs to be cooked…

"Well that's because it needs to be cooked, how about I make us some dinner?" Then I can go lock myself in my room for the night, and send him back tomorrow.

He smirks at me, "I'd rather play with you." He said walking towards me and I instantly began walking backwards away from him again.

"W-Well you see…Sasuke…the thing is you can't stay here. It was a mistake. I'm sending you back."

He glared at me and I saw his tail twitching with what only I could assume was irritation. "I'm not going back! You're going to use me and like it!" He hissed looking pissed. Before I could figure out what he meant by that, he tackled me to the floor and rolled me onto my back.

"Get off me Sasuke!" I yelled. We wrestled around which I knew he was loving. He had me pinned in two minutes flat. His hands were pinning my wrists down so I couldn't move. "You stupid perverted cat!" I growled.

"You will submit to me Sakura." He smirked and licked my neck again which made me shiver and blush.

I smirked back, "Well it's not like you can do anything to me, my hands might be pinned but if you move your hands then I'll be able to move mine again."

His grin turned almost sinister. I gasp as his tail appeared out of nowhere and poked me on the nose, "Did you forget something, naughty girl? I still have a tail, which can do deliciously naughty things to you." I swallowed nervously as I felt his tail run down my stomach and up my thigh. His tail was headed towards my panties. Oh boy was this bad. He whispered in my ear, "Now don't be shy, I want to hear all your lovely moans." What did Ino get me into?!

Authors Note: So tell me what you guys thought of this. This was my first Naruto Fanfiction, I was a little nervous writing it. There will be smut in other chapters.