Warning: None but failed attempt at a southern accent

Characters: England, america

Plot: Arthur asks Alfred to see south america. Alfred agrees but south america isn't exactly what arthur expected... Suck at summary! Anyways fist time writing a fanfic, so please go easy.

Southern Confusion


Alfred what the bloody hell are you wearing? Arthur said as he eyed the approaching american who wore a white dress with light green designs on it and a sunhat.

What ever could ya mean? the blue eyed blond replied. Coming down the steps of the virgina style manor to great the flustered and confused englishman.
Alfred you great git knock it off! I thought you said you where going to show me the south. the englishman shouted after regaining his composer.

Why hunny i am the South. the supposed south said in a velvety southern bell accent.
what do you mean your the south! Arthur said looking close to having a aneurysm.
Exactly what i mean dollface. I'm the southern half of america now come on. Ya came on down here to see me and treat me like this after i agreed to letting alfred bring ya here to see me. The american ranted still in a southern bell accent walking towards a bench as he stared talking about northers and rude guests.

You are bloody balmy Arthur muttered under his breath.
Hmm...what ya say deary the southerner said. Oh! never mind. Anyways theres this fair in the town down yander, wanna go? They got ferris wheels and cottan can...

What have gotten myself into the englander sighed as the american rambled on about the fair. while wondering where he went wrong with said american.


Author note this a one-shot

Inspired by deingcity on deviantart and thier pic cotton and confusion

http : / / dieingcity. deviantart. com/ gallery / 26618634?offset=72#/d3137zn