"Inky!!!" My favorite elf said
"Darling I'm not intimidating anymore if my names bloody Inky" I screamed back at said elf because she insists on calling me that
"I know, I don't want you to be intimidating, duhh, if I wanted you to I'd call you something Dragrana the Destroyerrrrrr with like 6 r's for added effect"
"How would have 6 r's add any effect other than showing I don't know how to spell?"
"Cause its scary, extra letters make things scary, like Coryphineus"
"That makes him sound smart though"
"That's not the point"
"There's a point?"
"Yes, and its that extra letter make things scary"
"OK darling whatever you say"
One-shot, kind of stupid, no real story
