"Inky!!!" My favorite elf said

"Darling I'm not intimidating anymore if my names bloody Inky" I screamed back at said elf because she insists on calling me that

"I know, I don't want you to be intimidating, duhh, if I wanted you to I'd call you something Dragrana the Destroyerrrrrr with like 6 r's for added effect"

"How would have 6 r's add any effect other than showing I don't know how to spell?"

"Cause its scary, extra letters make things scary, like Coryphineus"

"That makes him sound smart though"

"That's not the point"

"There's a point?"

"Yes, and its that extra letter make things scary"

"OK darling whatever you say"

One-shot, kind of stupid, no real story