Alright you readers the moment you've all been waiting for here's the sequel of the rio/three stooges crossover, 'The Three Stooges in Rio 2: Africa Screams" Enjoy!


The Three Stooges in Rio 2: Africa Screams

The Three Stooges are back on another face-slapping, eye-poking adventure along with their feathered friends as they face new dangers in Africa. Sequel to 'The Three Stooges in Rio'

The Three Stooges:

Moe Howard

Larry Fine

Curly Howard

The Flock:

Blu

Jewel

Carla

Bia

Tiago

Rafael

Nico

Pedro

Eduardo

Mimi

Roberto

Other Friends:

Linda Gunderson

Tulio Monteiro

Fernando

Billy Nelson

New Villains:

Damian, the main antagonist, a deadly poacher who wants to cause animal extinction

Bert, Damian's second in command and is extremely clumsy and fat

Alf, Bert's dim-witted sidekick

MPPA Rating: PG for Slapstick action violence, mayhem, some rude and suggestive humor including language


Chapter 1:

The first scene opens up on a beautiful day in Rio de Janeiro where everything stayed hot and humid as it should be. Traffic was busy and lots of people were hanging out at the beach. Just then Moe, Larry, and Curly came riding along in their old, broken-down car that they've brought up with all their suitcases in it. Larry was driving, Moe was in the passenger's seat and Curly sat on the back of the car with Billy Nelson in the back seat listening to his IPod while Curly was feeding himself a snack.

"I'm through with America for the whole summer!" said Larry having fed up with the United States

"Me too" said Moe agreeing with him. "We've been digging jobs for months and all I got is blisters"

"I'm still getting blisters" said Curly as he lifts his foot up off the ground

"Yeah and besides at least this place still has something for all of us…for what there is of it" said Billy as he came into the conversation

(POP)

Suddenly a tire on the car pops loudly and starts hissing like crazy.

Moe shakes his head and points to it. "There goes our last tire

"We ougtha trade this car in for a Jeep next year" said Curly

"Yeah. I hope it'll last till we get to Linda and Tulio's" said Larry hoping they will make it in time to their place

"Linda and Tulio's! I can hardly wait!" said Moe gleefully

"Yeah and who knows?" said Billy gleefully. "Maybe Blu, Jewel, and the others will be there too"

"Blue jewel, what blue jewel I don't see no jewel not even a shiny one" said Curly who was hopelessly confused of what the boy just said.

"Can the chatter you imbecile or I'll give you new fingers in the eyes!" said Moe sternly

"Have you got new ones?" asked Curly

Moe raises two fingers up. "What are these?" he asked

"Those are the other ones" Curly affirmed him

"They'll do!" said Moe before he pokes him in the eyes.

(POKE)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! HMPH" exclaimed Curly

"Gee fellas look around, the old neighborhood still looks the same" said Larry telling his pals to look around as they drove.

"Yeah like you're old selfish mugs, that's for sure" said Billy sarcastically

"Yeah…" said Moe before he, Larry, and Curly turned to Billy with angry looks.

"Oh ungrateful, eh? Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" Curly barked at the boy

Billy then made the loudest growl in front of Curly's face.

(GROWL)

"NYAGH" Curly exclaimed fearfully

Moe angrily turns to Curly over the passenger's seat and grabs him by the shirt. "What's the matter with you?" he said sternly

"Did you see what he did?" aid Curly pointing at Billy

"No, but I know what to do with you!" said Moe sternly before he slaps him in the face.

(SLAP)

"Oh!" cried Curly

Moe then turns to Larry and slaps him in the face. "And you too!"

(SLAP)

"Oh…WHOA" cried Larry which causes him to turn the wheel into the other lane causing an upcoming driving in a car to honk their horn.

(CAR-HONKING)

"NYAGH" exclaimed Moe, Larry, Curly, and Billy as Larry quickly turns the wheel and they are driving back on the lane as they continued on.

"Hey what's the matter with you! Not while I'm driving!" Larry shouted sternly at Moe

"Well why didn't you keep your focus on the road!" said Moe sternly

"You made me lose my focus!" Larry affirmed him sternly

"Why you, I oughta…" Moe was about to punch Larry before he grabbed Moe and Larry by the hair and started yanking it.

"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!" cried Moe and Larry feeling pain come out of their skulls

"How about this" Billy suggested and turns to Larry. "How about you focus on the road"

Then Billy turns to Moe. "And you…mind your own business! Is that clear?"

Moe nods and he crosses his arms and looks away; Larry nods as he continues driving on the road.

"Hey! There's Linda and Tulio's! Turn in quick!" said Curly pointing out

Larry quickly turns the car into Linda and Tulio's driveway as they entered. Larry then stops the car and parks next to a log in the grass and once they did the engine makes a loud backfiring noise as Larry turns off the ignition.

"We made it! NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK" said Curly as he hops of the car

Billy hops out and plucks his backpack onto his back and smiles as he looks around seeing the beautiful sight of their home. As the boy looks around he noticed a bird house at the corner of his eye and from the distance he noticed two blue figures and three very small blue figures moving around it.

"Is that…" said Billy thinking who he thinks it really is


Out in the distance by Linda and Tulio's house were two blue macaws watching their three chicks play around as they day went on. Those blue figures were Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, and Tiago.

"Ah what a beautiful day, eh honey?" said Blu as he turned to his wife

"Yep" said Jewel happily agreeing with him. "I told you we would do summers in Rio"

"And that's why you made this jungle bird happier than ever" said Blu happily

Blu and Jewel touched beaks together showing their love to each other.

"Blu as long as we're all here together nothing can break this family apart" Jewel assured him

"And I can stand without you standing next to me" said Blu sweetly

"Aw" Jewel cooed before she kissed him on the beak.

"Hey Mom, Dad" Tiago called to them. "Carla and Bia are making fun of me again!"

"No we're not!" Carla affirmed him. "We were just telling him not to act like a baby!"

"Yeah and besides you are a poor sport at games" Bia affirmed him

"Oh yeah" Tiago whined. "Well at least I don't polish my talons before playing!"

Carla and Bia gasped. "You take that back!" they two yelled as they each both pointed their talon at him

"Talons, Talons, Talons" Tiago repeated as he flapped his wings up and down trying to make fun of them

"You don't even have talons yet" Bia affirmed him

Tiago stopped realizing she was right and she glared at both of them. "I cannot believe what I 'am hearing!"

"How can you hear? You don't even have ears either!" Carla affirmed him

Tiago made a very sad pouting looking face. "Fatty" he yelled at Carla

"Toothpick" Carla yelled back at her brother

Tiago then yelled at Bia. "Brainy"

"Pineapple head" Bia yelled back at Tiago

"Nerds" Tiago yelled back once more

"Bird brain" Carla and Bia yelled back together at the same time

Tiago got even more made and he yelled at Carla and Bia and started fighting each other endlessly.

(PUNCH)

(BONK)

(PUNCH)

(BONK)

(PUNCH)

(BONK)

"Carla, Bia, Tiago, knock it off!" Jewel shouted making her children stop

"I didn't do anything he/she did!" Carla, Bia, and Tiago explained as they pointed who started at each other at the same time. Carla and Bia pointed at Tiago and Tiago pointed at Carla and Bia.

"Carla, Bia, and Tiago Gunderson listen to your mother!" Blu told his children

"Aw" Carla, Bia, and Tiago whined as they lowered their arms in defeat

"Hey you Gundersons!" called a familiar voice from above

Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, and Tiago looked up and to their surprise was Roberto flying from above along with Eduardo and Mimi as the three of them flew down towards them.

"Hey Mr. and Mr. Juju what's happening?" said Roberto happily as he flew down

"Roberto? Eduardo? Mimi?" said Blu who felt surprised

"Daddy, Aunt Mimi, Beto what are you guys doing here?" asked Jewel

"We thought we like spending our summer with our grandkids and you" said Eduardo happily

"But the tribe, who's watching the tribe?" asked Blu

"Relax Blu, I had old bird take care of it" Eduardo assured him

"But daddy I thought you never wanted to be 40 yards near a human city?" Jewel asked her father

"I never said 40 yards in a human city, that's for your information" Eduardo affirmed his daughter

"Wait a minute, it took us nearly a couple days to get here how'd you get here so fast?" Blu asked how they got here much quicker

"Easy sweetie" said Mimi as she was about explaining to them. "We hid inside this human box that was shipping inside a white bird thingy. Who knew their transportation is much faster than by wings"

The others gave satisfying looks.

Blu suddenly noticed something different and he then pointed at the box. "That does not look big enough for three birds"

Eduardo and Roberto looked at each other before turning back with disgusted looks and the two shook their heads.

"…It's not" Eduardo replied with disgust

"Oh please, I've wiggled into smaller places in that with bigger birds than the two of you" Mimi affirmed them

Carla, Bia, and Tiago looked like they were gonna barf and they looked away feeling disgusted.

"So Blu, Jewel any plans for the entire summer?" Roberto asked happily

"Well our whole summer was spending it with Linda, Tulio, and Fernando" Blu explained. "But since you guys are here, I'm not sure how its gonna work"

"Don't worry Blu, I'm sure we can figure something out to fit even a larger family into the house" Jewel assured her husband

Tiago was suddenly carrying the very thin cardboard box Eduardo, Mimi, and Roberto were in. "Hey Aunt Mimi, what do I do with this?"

"Oh that's easy sweetie, just throw it away" Mimi told him

"Okay" said Tiago happily

Tiago started swinging around in circles as fast as he could and just as he was going at maximum speed Tiago threw the box and it went flying in the air. The box unfortunately was heading straight for Moe when it crash landed on Moe's head.

(BOP)

"Oh!" cried Moe as he rubbed his head in pain

Moe then turned to Larry with a murderous frown on his face. "Oh a wise guy, hitting me on the head"

"Wait a minute, what are you talking…" said Larry before Moe slapped him on the forehead.

(SLAP)

"Oh!" cried Larry

"Get out of here!" said Moe sternly

"He didn't do it!" Curly affirmed him

Moe then turned to Curly giving him the same murderous frown. "Then you did!"

(SLAP)

"Oh!" cried Curly. "HMPH"

"Quiet you before…" Moe was ready to start before he heard squawking from the distance and he turned to Larry. "Hey cut out the squawking, will ya?"

"That ain't me" Larry affirmed him

Moe quickly turned back to his attention. "Are you sure?"

"Yes" Larry answered

Curly turned around and he suddenly saw something from the distance. "Hey fellas…NYAGH… look!" he pointed out

Moe and Larry looked to where Curly was looking and the three couldn't believe their eyes when they saw their blue feathered friends from the distance by Linda and Tulio's house.

"Can it be?" asked Moe excitedly

"YES" Curly shouted excitedly

"Oh boy it's our bird friends!' said Larry excitedly

"Woob, woob, woob, woob, woob" said Curly

"C'mon let's go greet them!" said Moe excitedly

Moe, Larry, and Curly quickly started running towards Blu and Jewel's bird house in a flashing hurry.

"Well now since we got the whole family together what should we do first?" asked Blu

Jewel suddenly heard some funny noises coming from the distance and she looked both ways. "Do you guys hear something?"

The other listened as they were also starting to hear strange noises coming from the distance.

"Yeah I can hear it too" said Carla

"Wonder what its saying?" Bia wondered curiously

"Hey everybody, look! I know why this time!" shouted Tiago happily as he pointed out

Blu, Jewel, Roberto, Eduardo, Mimi, Carla and Bia followed to where Tiago was pointing when they saw three funny looking humans running straight towards their house. Everyone's eyes widened with shock and surprise.

"Is that…" asked Jewel

"It can't be…" said Roberto shockingly

"Oh no, it really can't be!" said Eduardo as he slapped his forehead with his wing

"But it is" said Blu happily. "It's Moe, Larry, and Curly!"

As Moe, Larry, and Curly came running into the yard the three accidently knocked over some plants along the way breaking them into a million pieces and their broken glass and dirt spreaded across the yard. Once the three went to a total complete stop they gave them happy excited looks.

Curly raised his hands out and yelled excitedly. "Blu"

Moe then raised his hands out and yelled excitedly. "Jewel"

Then last, Larry raised his hands out and yelled excitedly. "Roberto"

"Moe" yelled Jewel excitedly

"Larry" yelled Roberto excitedly

"Curly" yelled Blu excitedly

"NYAGH, woo-woo-woo-woo" the three exclaimed excitedly as they started running towards them again

Blu, Jewel, and Roberto swopped down to greet them before Moe, Larry, and Curly ran past them and ended up running into their pole instead.

(BONK)

"Oh!" exclaimed Moe, Larry, and Curly till then fell to the ground

(BOING)

"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh" cried the three as they got up grunting with pain

Once they got back up Blu perched onto Moe; Jewel perched on Curly; and Roberto perched onto Larry and started hugging them with delight.


Well everyone there's chapter 1! And don't you worry more is coming up so stay tuned! Oh and please review!

P.S. I will also take ideas for upcoming chapters so spread some for me please