A/N: So this one is really different and out there. It took me a while (2 weeks) to write the right lyrics but I think I did ok. Really out of character. Rated M for language and Suggested themes of violence/ sex.

A/N 2: Who won? Let me know in comments and why. I tried not to favor one person.

Bold text is Maura.

Italic text is Cailin.


Cailin hated always being second to Maura. From her birth she was doomed to be in her shadow. She wanted to prove that she was better than Maura at something….anything really. Medicine…Maura won. Drinking contest….Maura won. Jeopardy….Maura won. Chess…Maura won.

She sighed and nursed her drink. Maura came and sat across from her.

"Why can't I beat you in anything?"

"I don't know. I'm just better I guess."

Cailin grabbed Maura's shirt and spit in her face. Maura growled and tried to pull the student off.

"You are playing a very dangerous game with me Cailin."

"You can't beat me up."

"I can and I will if you don't let go."

Cailin let go. She didn't want to start something. She then came up with an idea.

"How about a rap battle?"

"What?"

"Yeah…it's not knowledge and it's on the spot thinking so we can both be equal."

"You're on."

After talking to Korsak and explaining the situation. He reluctantly agreed curious as to what they had to say. He set them on the stage with two microphones and found an online beat.

"Listen you two. You get four verses each. No physical contact and you are never doing this again. The crowd decides who wins and that is it. Got it?"

"Yes." they both said.

"Attention ladies and gentlemen. If you would turn to the stage we have an interesting development. The first Dirty Robber rap battle. These two have been going at it for weeks and they need your help to decide who the better rapper is. Please listen and vote at the end. Thank you."

Korsak flipped a coin and Maura called tails.

"Tails." he said.

"Cailin can go first. She's gonna need it."

"Why you." Cailin growled.

"Watch it kid." Korsak warned.

"Sorry sir." She said.

"Alright here we go." Korsak played the beat and Cailin waited a few seconds before starting.


I'm up first

and I'm coming in swinging.

Called queen of the dead

but you're here with the living.

Say all you want but

I'm calling the shots

So tell me doc

feeling the shock?

Enjoy the spotlight little hoe

For when this is over you'll be in my shadow

Maura smirked amused at the student's efforts. She took a deep breath and began. Her voice eerily calm.

Oh give me a break

I wanted a challenge

Cause little orphan Annie

here's a waste of my talent.

It's been a while, fresh from prison

like a phoenix, I've arisen.

Here to prove that I'm the best

and put your ego down to rest.

You'll never be as good as me

you're like a case of bad fleas.

You're jealous now just admit it

and stop throwing this little fit.

For even though we've just begun

It's clear already I have won.

Cailin growled. She knew she had to really get under Maura's skin and she knew just how to do it.

Little orphan Annie?

Ha you can't be serious.

Which one of us did mom keep?

Remind me I'm curious.

So here's the famous Maura isles

Oh wait I mean Doyle.

Does it make your blood boil?

To know you are a killer's daughter

Bitch you drip off me like water.

You scare me a little

and you're fruity as skittles.

Now tell me little dyke

how much of it did you like?

Did the little sweet flower

like the water from the shower?

Cailin smirked as she saw Maura tense up. Maura chuckled slightly at Cailin's attempt at a rape joke and when she looked at Cailin she froze. The fire and anger in Maura's eyes made her shake with fear. She was both excited and scared of what Maura was going to say. Maura came closer with every line.

I drip off you huh?

Are you sure it's not just cum?

You better run and hide

unless you want to die.

The beast is here

and I can smell your fear

Put a scalpel to your neck

oh I'll make quick

and end your sad life

with one little flick.

Cailin shook legitimately afraid of Maura. She was gonna stop but her pride was at stake. She had to up the ante even more. She took a deep breath.

You've always be a loner

and I bet it's from your odor

you have the taste of death

on your every breath.

Nobody wants to kiss you

and I'm only here to diss you.

How'm I doing so far?

Yes I'm leaving verbal scars

Maura could tell Cailin's fear was affecting her. Maura backed off a little but really brought the fire.

Your little insults

aren't working you cunt

and it's plain to see

you're second to me

I'll lock you in a cage

then you can feel my rage

when I beat this little faggot

yeah she's just a little maggot.

You want to feel the fire

ok I'll light it you up

and then you'll be a good girl

like a little pup

Lock me in a cage?

I'll throw you in a cave

engrave it with your name

it can be your final grave

Brace for the fatality

death is what I dealt ya

Whisper to your cold grave

"In memory of Maura."

My final grave?

Not bad but not good enough

Trying to be brave

Now Maura's gonna call your bluff

getting on my last nerves

time to get what you deserve.

Artic with the word play

bitter when I throw a jab

leave you numb and shivering

the coldest foe you ever had.

Pure power in my fingertips

and I see your little twitch

now come please your queen

and get on your knees bitch!

"Time!" Korsak said. The beat died down and everyone watched the two siblings. They just stared at each other. The crowd cheered loudly as they sat down in chairs. They can't believe they just did that but were very curious as to what the crowd had to say.