It was the middle of the day when Carl's "guest" came over. She was about middle aged, just like the rest and had blonde hair. You could tell she was old by just looking at her and the fact that she had a raspy voice.

"Hey, baby c'mon in," Carl said as he invited her inside. "Make yourself at home, or whatever you want."

"Got any beer?" the woman inquired.

"Sure, I'll get you some just as soon as I secure the place," Carl said.

Carl immediately started to lock the doors and board up the windows so that his neighbors wouldn't interrupt him.

"Now how 'bout we get down to business?"

"How about we get down to business?" a voice inquired.

Carl looked into the kitchen and, much to his dismay, the Mooninites, Ignignot and Err, were standing there.

"How the hell did you get in here?" Carl asked angrily.

"It was easy," Ignignot said.

"Yeah, very easy, fat man," Err added.

"We just entered through the back door."

Err snickered.

"Now what is so damn funny, Err?" Ignignot asked.

"You said 'we entered through the back door'," Err stared and started to laugh hysterically.

"Speaking of the back door," Carl stated as he chuckled, "Why don't you leave, because I'm about to get my freak on."

"I'm afraid we cannot allow that," Ignignot said, "because we are C-blockers."

"That's right," Err added, "The 'C' stands for 'cock'."

"That's right, and ours are bigger than yours," Ignignot stated.

"And they're digital," Err said.

"Yeah, like I frickin' care," Carl said, "Now step aside, because I'm about to get busy."

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that," Ignognot said, "because it would be a shame if this woman knew that you owe sixty thou…no, 600,000 in child support."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Carl asked, "That only happened one time. Besides how the hell could I owe 600,000 in child support?"

"Well, there's the diapers, and the baby food," Ignignot said.

"There's also the baby clothes and the car seat," Err added.

"Don't forget about how the mother has to baby proof the house and the baby sitter she has to hire."

"And New Jersey enacted this automatic 50,000 fine for knocking up some random girl and leaving her after receiving the news," Err said as he took an official-looking document from his pocket.

"Yes, it's all right there," Ignignot said, "since you knocked up six girls that means that you owe 300,000 for that."

"So you mean to tell me that half of that I have to pay for clothes and that other baby crap?" Carl inquired.

"That is precisely what we're trying to say," Ignognot said.

"I don't have that much frickin' money!" Carl said angrily.

"Well you should've though of that before you got busy," Err stated.

"However, we can take a few things and call it even," Ignignot said.

"Like what?" Carl asked.

"Like all your porn and beer!" Err exclaimed.

"Yes, and also, we require some food so we'll take everything you have in your fridge," Ignignot said.

The two started gathering all of Carl's porn, beer, and food and started loading it into their ship. After they had taken all they could, Ignignot came back and said, "Oh, by the way: you don't really owe 600,000 in child support."

"What?!" Carl shouted.

"We made all that crap up so we could take all you food…and beer…and porn," Err said.

"We'll see you in hell, fat man," Ignignot said as they left Carl's house.

"Hey, get back here you sons of…ah forget it," Carl said as he went back into the house, "At least I still get to get some."

When he entered the living room, he saw that his guest had left and the door had been torn down.

"Where...uh…where'd you go?" Carl asked. He waited a few minutes before he exclaimed, "Aw, Goddammit!"