I have an extremely tiny attention span, so I decided to write this

I have an extremely tiny attention span, so I decided to write this. It is 20 ways to annoy each smasher. The later chapters will be someone actually doing these things! Oh well. It's their life on the line.

20 ways to annoy Link

tell him to jump of a cliff. When he refuses, call him a chicken.

when you finally get him to jump, meet him at the bottom and say " Oh well. You just be reborn again."

replace all of his arrows with rubber ones.

call Tingle and say that "Mr. Fairy" (Link) is going to grant his wish of being a fairy.

say that Zelda has agreed to marry him, even though she hasn't.

write " I always will come back to you," on his boomerang.

replace all of his bombs with dung bombs.

tell him that Navi has found a new friend to annoy him while she's on vacation.

wake him up in the morning by breaking his bed by walking on it with his iron boots

tell him that princess Zelda is being held capture by Ganondorf in the desert, even though she's just putting on makeup.

say you can beat him at a shooting contest, and when he hits the bulls eye, pull out a bazooka and shoot the target while saying " I think I hit it."

tell him that Kirby ate his homework, even though he doesn't have any.

when he gets back from yelling at Kirby, tell him to go to time out because he was mean to Kirby and because he yelled at him for no reason since he never had homework.

when he is practicing his archery, shout "Aflac!" every time he shoots.

say that he was better looking in the past

push him into a swimming pool

when he gets out, say you saw a spider

tell him there are monsters under your bed and you want him to kill them

ask him where he got the tattoo of the triangle because you want one just like it

ask him why he had to kill all of those innocent demons of Ganondorf.

20 ways to annoy Pikachu

pet him on the head and say "Aww, he's so cute"

ask him how he put so much blush on with his tiny arms

ask him if he's afraid of cats

set mouse traps throughout the house

make him take a bath and…

when he gets shocked by him being in the water, ask him why he had his cell phone in the water

ask him where Ash is

say " Golem, use Mudslap!" at random times.

scream "Eek! A Mouse!" every time you see him

tie a lightning rod to his tale

ask him why he can't talk

dress him up as the energizer bunny and have him power your house and

when your friend sees that your electric bill is 0.00 and he (or she) asks why, show them Pikachu as if he were a showcase

ask him to chase his tale

ask him if he wants cheese

ask him why his cheeks aren't blue

ask him if he can charge your car's battery for you

put him in a room made of rubber

try to get him in a Pokeball

tell him that Pichu is cuter than he is

those are my ideas for Link and Pikachu. next time will be Captain Olimar and Samus.