GOSSIPGIRL*NET

+ your inside source on the Palmwoods' elite +

Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.

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h e l l o , h o l l y w o o d !

Welcome to Hollywood, home to celebrities from all over. We live in expensive penthouses and attend the most prestigious red carpet events. We're smart, we've inherited classic good looks, we wear fantastic clothes, and we know how to party. We're fabulous. Our story begins with a bunch of innocent looking celebrities, who may not be that innocent after all. Sit back and watch as I untangle each of their messy tales and tell you how it all began. How do I know this? I know everything, and lucky for you, I can't keep a secret. Admit it, you're already falling for me.

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g o o d m o r n i n g , p a l m w o o d s !

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and there is no smog cover forecasted for today! Perfect day here in Hollywood, California, where the rich & famous come to flaunt their wealth. The downside? With temperatures topping 90, our darling Palmwooders are just itching to jump into the pool. Too bad it's closed for matinence. They'll just have to find another way to lose or exchange body heat.

I, on the other hand enjoy the air-conditioned insides of Melrose and Rodeo. Global warming is no match for me, some shops, and my AmEx Gold. Though I doubt you'll find that formula in your science textbook.

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s i g h t i n g s

Spotted: A familiar blonde actress checking into the Palmwoods. Could J really be back? For K's sake, I hope not. No, wait. I do hope so. 'Cause we all know that one heartbroken heartthrob plus one fame-hungry ex-girlfriend equals drama. And what do I love the most?

Drama.

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y o u r m a i l

Q: GG-

party. universal citywalk. u in?

-jetts1

A: jetts1-

Duh.

-GG

Q: dear "gossip girl",

can u help me sneak in2 the pw 4 a amazng ptry?

-hockyboiluver

A: Dear "hockyboiluver,"

Give me info on this "amazng ptry" and I'll see what I can do.

-GG

Q: GG-

You are my hero. Srsly. With you and your site, I can get my daily drama fix without having to make some of my own. Thank you!

-ggprotegee

A: ggprotegee-

Aw! Mwah!

-GG

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Alright, I have to go and actually witness some of this drama firsthand. But you know I'll just have more to tell.

You know you love me.

xoxo,

gossip girl


author's drabble: Hello, everyone! My apologies for not updating the OC contest; I've been having technical difficulties.

Alright, about "you know you love me": Obviously, inspired by the "Gossip Girl" books and the show. Given. This will follow canon, so no OCs, sadly. If you want to send Gossip Girl an email, leave it in your review with a screenname. And if you have an idea for GG's monologue, tell me! I'll credit you RIGHT HERE.

And as for Gossip Girl's identity?

Keep on guessing.

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