Rosalie: Happy Birthday Bella, here's a present!
Bella: Oh how nice, a picture of you…
Rosalie: Glad you like it, Emmett never likes my gifts do you Emmett?
Emmett: (scared) I love you Rose.
Rosalie: Nice try.
Esme: Bella clean up that paper.
Bella: O.K.(picks up paper) Paper cut! Waah waahh wah wah!!!!
Jasper: You brought a snack
Bella : Wahh Waahhh!
Driving Away in a Silver Volvo…
Bella: So, sniff, he wants to kill me?
Edward: (while eating burrito) he wants my burrito!
One Mad Burrito Chase Later…
