Rosalie: Happy Birthday Bella, here's a present!

Bella: Oh how nice, a picture of you…

Rosalie: Glad you like it, Emmett never likes my gifts do you Emmett?

Emmett: (scared) I love you Rose.

Rosalie: Nice try.

Esme: Bella clean up that paper.

Bella: O.K.(picks up paper) Paper cut! Waah waahh wah wah!!!!

Jasper: You brought a snack

Bella : Wahh Waahhh!

Driving Away in a Silver Volvo…

Bella: So, sniff, he wants to kill me?

Edward: (while eating burrito) he wants my burrito!

One Mad Burrito Chase Later…