Please don't plagiarize or sue me, that really gets on my nerves (or I imagine it would G). All characters used in this story are mine. (Except for Zed, although his name is never really used.) That's right, I made up the WHOLE cast, they all came straight out of my head, so to speak. Although I do NOT own MIB, that would rock, but hey, I don't. *sigh* Hope you enjoy the story.
The Crop Circle Syndrome
Part 1: Close Encounters
Hannah and Zack raced across the cornfield, following Max, their hound. "Max! Wait up boy!" Hannah panted, wiping her orange hair from her eyes.
"You'd think he was trackin' a ghost or something," Zack laughed, "What a crazy mutt."
It was then when the noises were heard. Strange shrill sounds, like lasers firing. Hannah and Zack clasped their hands over their ears. Max let out a howl.
"What is it Zack?"
"How should I know?!"
The noises finally died down and Max ran into the clearing, a clearing that had just recently appeared.
Hannah and her brother followed and stood gazing, awestruck at what they saw. There, in the middle of their uncle's cornfield, was a large triangular design with an odd spiral on each point.
"Whoa," Zack muttered.
"Yeah," Hannah agreed, "Uncle Ross is gonna be mad."
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What appeared to be a dark rain cloud hung over the field, it's occupants watching the ship's screen, amused at the dumbfounded Earth children.
"We'll have this whole countryside running scared in a matter of days." Hipner, a gray alien with long thick feelers for hair chuckled.
"Yes," another voice agreed, the yellow speaker clinching the symbol controls grinned widely as she announced, "and these pathetic Earth vermin will be powerless to stop us!"
Uta, the ship's problem solving expert placed a pink three-fingered hand on her shoulder, "Commander Meg…" the yellow alien spun around, "This had better be good Uta!"
Maintaining her emotionless expression she presented her notes on the meager planet, "It appears that such activities are monitored closely by the human alien control force known as the MIB. By creating these 'crop circles' we are not only frightening the local farmers but drawing unwanted attention to ourselves."
A frown crossed Commander Meg's face, "And exactly what do you propose we do? Abandon the whole mission? Run away like---like---HUMANS?!"
"No ma'am," a hint of fear shook Uta's voice, "it's just, this whole mission puts us all at great risk. The cloaking device won't prevent detection by MIB scanners."
"Hmm…" Meg set to work devising one of her devious plans, "if the MIB wants trouble to hunt down, then we'll just have to give 'em some."
"I'm afraid I don't follow you Commander." Uta admitted.
"It's simple," Meg turned, a menacing look etched over her features, "the MIB tracks down alien scum causing problems on their planet. But if all the agents get tied up with more 'urgent' matters, then they won't have anyone left to send out to investigate a simple crop circle appearance that's probably just a hoax anyways."
"You mean you wish to distract them while we carry out our mission." Uta summarized.
"Exactly." Meg began to cackle. "The MIB wants trouble. Well we'll give 'em trouble like they won't believe!!!"
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Agent Di came racing down the hallway and crashed into her partner upon rounding the corner. "HEY!!!"
THUD!!
"Oooohhh…" Di groaned, rubbing her back.
Two irritated yellow eyes met her gaze, "What?! You ran into me Chase!"
"AGENT DI!!!!"
"What'd you do now?" he asked, the voice of their boss growing louder and more threatening.
"Nothing," Di lied to the JeeDangian.
"IN MY OFFICE NOW!"
"Doesn't sound like 'nothing'." Chase smirked.
Di gave her partner a death glare that said it was best he didn't ask. "Uh, hehe," Chase tugged at his tie, "want me to come with you?"
In lieu of a response Di grabbed his tie and jerked him all the way back to the head of the MIB's office.
The white haired man looked up from his coffee and stack of papers, "I see you've brought your body guard eh Agent Di?"
With a nervous laugh Di nodded. "Well Sir, what are partners for?"
Her boss did NOT look amused. "Tough crowd," she mumbled.
Taking a moment to silently bore holes through the red head with his eyes the 'chief' stood and slapped a folder into her hands. "Alright Di, you want out. And I want you out. So I'm assigning you and your partner hot sheet duty. You will go to Frank's newsstand and get the latest scoop on alien activity, preferably the illegal kind. Do this and report DIRECTLY back to headquarters for you next exciting outing."
"And what might that be Sir?" Chase inquired.
With a wide grin he replied, "Daycare duty."
"WHAT?!" Chase and Di shouted.
"You've got a lot of bundled up energy Agent," their boss addressed Di, "You certainly had enough to start an all out food fight down in the MIB Cafeteria this morning."
"B-but," Chase stuttered, dreading Daycare duty with a bunch of extraterrestrial hyperactive children, "why do I have to go?"
The man in black glanced at Di, who was wearing a stupid lopsided smile, and answered smugly, "What are partners for?"
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HELP! I NEED reviews! PLEASE! This fiction is for a comic book that I'm doing in my art class. I have to have reviews to make this interesting!!! Oh and thanks for reading. ^_^
