The Most OP Champion

One day during a normal Summoner's Rift game, the blue team is losing badly.

"Aw man, we fed so much!" one summoner complains.

"WE? It was all you!" another fumes.

"Both of you, calm down! It's not our fault, they're using Nidalee, Teemo, and Diana!" yells another.

"That's not the problem! The problem is that Riot hasn't nerfed Irelia!" complains a fourth summoner.

"OMG GUYS IT'S ALL THE JUNGLER'S FAULT I CALLED JUNGLE BUT HE INSTALOCKED NOW WE'RE LOSING OMG WTF GG WP SURRENDER AT 20 F***ING NOOBS DO U EVEN LIFT!" yells the fifth summoner.

Nothing is getting done, so the first summoner decides to try something. He pulls out a hacking device and hacks his summoner sphere.

The first summoner effectively switches champions...he is now controlling...

THE SHOPKEEPER!

"Guys! It worked! Now we've won!" the first summoner exclaims.

With access to all items for free, the shopkeeper now has 4 Infinity Edges, 1 Bloodthirster, and a fully stacked Mejai's, increasing his attack damage to over 700.

The first summoner easily 1v5's the entire opposing team, and starts pushing the lanes.

Mid lane is taken in 2 minutes, as is the bottom lane.

"The shopkeeper is OP!" the first summoner yells ecstatically.

The first summoner now changes his items into 6 Randuin's Omens, increasing his HP by 3000 and his armor by 420.

He sells any item to his teammates for free, as he is the shopkeeper, and with this ability his team is more OP than the Black Cleaver before it was nerfed.

The resulting team pushes the Nexus and kills it in 5 minutes.

"Yes! We made an insane comeback!" the blue team exclaims happily.

Just then, Riot officials appear.

Needless to say, the blue team is perma-banned.

THE END