NOTE: Okay, a one shot Twilight Parody. Edward trying to set up a facebook.

First Name

Edward

Last Name

Cullen

Email Address

,uh wait,that doesn't sound right. Uhh........ There!

Date of Birth

1900 isn't on here.....uhhh..........1997! I'll make them think i'm a preppy young kid and then shock them with my oldness! Muhahahaha!

Date of Birth Not Valid.

WHAT!!!!!!(throws computer out window)

"Edward,did you throw the computer out again?" Alice screamed from the kitchen.

"Yes...."

Congratulations! You have created a facebook!

WOOOOHOOOOO! Bella,do you want to kill a fish?

"Not right now,thanks,"

Tell us about your self.

Okay!

Age

I've been 17 for a long time.

Race

uhh...Italian

Hobbies

Drinking red cola! Ahh thats clever!

Relationship Status

Married,Sucker!

Looking For

Dinner.