NOTE: Okay, a one shot Twilight Parody. Edward trying to set up a facebook.
First Name
Edward
Last Name
Cullen
Email Address
,uh wait,that doesn't sound right. Uhh........ There!
Date of Birth
1900 isn't on here.....uhhh..........1997! I'll make them think i'm a preppy young kid and then shock them with my oldness! Muhahahaha!
Date of Birth Not Valid.
WHAT!!!!!!(throws computer out window)
"Edward,did you throw the computer out again?" Alice screamed from the kitchen.
"Yes...."
Congratulations! You have created a facebook!
WOOOOHOOOOO! Bella,do you want to kill a fish?
"Not right now,thanks,"
Tell us about your self.
Okay!
Age
I've been 17 for a long time.
Race
uhh...Italian
Hobbies
Drinking red cola! Ahh thats clever!
Relationship Status
Married,Sucker!
Looking For
Dinner.
