The little wizard and the unexpected Mpreg.

Ron walked down the halway and tried to do a summersault. But didn't, and he got hurt, and started to cry. He cried and crid untillll Hargrid took him to the nursing wing. The nurse said professer harrid,

you brang Ron to me at the pearfect tim. It turns out that Ron has a disease. Summersaultitis. You see he has an obsession with sommersaults, and whenever he tries to do one, he gets closer to death.

The nurse left and was later eaten by a giant awesome shark. Hargrid said "Well doody" and Ron said "Doody indeed" and they left the nursing wing and Harrid got eatin by the same sshark, and ron

cried. The ron went and talked to nevell and he told him how everyone that wasn't especially important to the plot is getting killed of by shark. He said "nevell, here what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make

sure none else gets killed by shark.)))) and nevell said, "well shoot, how in tarnation are ya gonna do thatttt????:))()90" "and ron said "babies". And then he was pregnNANT. He went back to the nurse,

and she delivered the baby, and he fed it to shark. But the babBY WAS POISONED!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????1111

Then the shark did. THE END.