Aizen sat before his new council. He smiled at his ingenious plan. "Now that you are all here, we shall discuss the pla-" He said.

"Is this it?" One of the members said. "I mean, what about Light Yagami?"

"We don't need Light Yagami." Aizen replied. "He would slow us down with his DeathNote and god-like intelect." At this, everyone was silent. Aizen took a sip of his tea. "Okay, as I was saying…" He continued. "We have joined forces to destory everyone who opposes us. Now, time for the rolecall. Marik Ishtar(Yugioh), Grimmjow Jagerjaques(Bleach), Pain(Naruto), Ulquiorra Cifer(Bleach), Orochimaru(Naruto), Kabuto(Naurto), Szayel Aporro Grantz(Bleach), Yami Bakura(Yugioh), Zorc(Yugioh), Starrk Cyote(Bleach), Gin Ichimaru(Bleach), Kaname Tousen(Bleach), and Deidara(Naruto)."

"Is this it?" Kabuto asked. "What about Madara? And I know that there is more anime than just these three…"

"SHUTUP! You know nothing!" Aizen yelled, then drank some more tea and collected himself. "I mean, Madara would only cause problems for this group. He won't trust anyone, nor can he be trusted."

"And why are there only four Espada here?" Grimmjow asked.

"Because Zorc takes up too much space. There was not enough room for more members." Aizen answed. There were many nods of undertsanding and "Oh"s. "Now, anymore questions?" Aizen asked. Everybody raised their hand. "Any questions not about the members of the group." Everybody put their hands down.

Marik rasied his hand.

"Yes Marik?"

"Where are we?"

"Um…Good question. Where are we? Anyone? Anyone? ANYONE!"

"You bring together a group of ruthless an merciless villians in a couple hours and you don't even know where you did it?" Bakura said, shaking his head.

"No, I know where we are. I meant I don't know where we are refering to our agenda." Aizen said. "That is what you meant right? Yes of course it was."

"Actually-" Marik began before he was interupted by Pain.

"Enough of this foolishness! Aizen, get to the point, or I will Shinra Tensei you to next Thursday! A month from from now!" He bellowed.

"Calm down or Ulquiorra will escort you out of Las Noches." Aizen snapped back.

"Did somebody say nachos?" Deidara Chimed.

"Why me?" Ulquiorra asked.

Aizen sighed. "I'm surrounded by idiots…"

And thus ends chapter one! Upon which nothing happens.

Will Pain cool off?

Will Aizen invite Madara to join?

Why did Ulquiorra question Aizen?

Why hasn't anyone else gotten any lines yet?

Does 2 + 2 = fish?

Am I asking too many questions?

And far more importanlyt, will Deidara ever get his nachos?

All these answers, and more, in the next chapter!