A/N: This is a product of the drabble-matic. It's like mad libs, drabble style. You should try it, it's fun. So that's why some parts don't really make sense.

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The Miracle Of The Giraffe

Draco hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a dog with a open field. He loathed it.

Every December, Draco would feel himself getting all silly inside. He refused to put up a Christmas poster, he snapped at anyone unruly enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Draco had to go to the mall to buy a glamourous clock. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing swimmingly around and so much Christmas music blaring angrily, he thought his tooth would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a glowing man collecting for charity. Draco never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the glowing man dropped his bells and ran in a boat. There was a sharp giraffe right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the glowing man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Draco rushed out and shamelessly pushed them both out of the way. There was a powerful bang and then everything went dark.

When Draco woke up, he was in an ugly room. There was a Christmas poster in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Draco's lip hurt. A lot.

The glowing man came into the room. "I'm so obese!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Harry. You saved me from the truck. But your lip is broken."

Draco hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas poster up and his lip was broken, he felt quite gleaming, especially when he looked at Harry.

"Your lip must hurt huskily," Harry said. "I think this will help." And he fondled Draco several times.

Now Draco felt very gleaming indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Harry. "I love you," he said, and kissed Harry bravely.

"I love you too," said Harry. Just then, the giraffe ran into the room and nuzzled Draco's foot. "I brought him home with us," Harry said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Draco said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.