I hope you enjoy reading this I wanted to make a rather funny story
as a contrast to my other story so this little thing came out while I was speaking with my sister
we were like: haha Zombie no Sedai and then I was like hey why not?
Disclaimer: Kuroko no Basket is not mine just the idea is from me and my lovely sister
Kagami and Kuroko were on their usual way to Maji Burger.
"Kurokochiiiiii! Kagamichiiiii! Wait for meeee!" Kise was running towards Kuroko with wide open arms. He didn't see the street sign on his right, so his arm crashed against it. With a quiet thud his right arm fell off. He stumbled over his feet but could catch himself. He stopped and looked back to his arm.
"EEEEEEEH?! My arm it... it... why?!"
Kagami looked horrified to Kise's arm and then in Kise's face. On the ground was really the arm of the model. He wanted to cry out loud like a little girl but was stopped when he saw from the corner of his eyes that Kuroko started to walk towards Kise. He saw how the little boy suddenly began to fall towards the ground. Kagami collected himself just in time to catch the boy. He looked puzzled to Kuroko and saw just then that one of Kuroko's feet was a meter behind him; lying around on the ground, like it was waiting to be picked up by some stranger. When he saw Kuroko's abandoned foot he couldn't keep his voice down and shrieked loud. When you had listened that time closely you could've heard him maybe even in your hometown. So he looked horrified from Kise to Kuroko; then to the arm and the foot. They were lying happily on the ground. Kagami breathed deep in and out and hopped that he wasn't going crazy. He helped Kuroko up and supported him so that the boy could stand.
Kise looked back to his arm and went slowly towards it. He bent down and picked it up as if such a thing happened to him everyday. He then walked to Kuroko and Kagami and passed them to pick up Kuroko's foot as well. So he was standing with his own forearm under his armpit and the left foot of Kuroko in his hand in the middle of the wayside.
"Kise-kun could I get may foot back?" Kuroko said with a straight face.
"Uh" Kise looked still rather confused but answered "Uh... It's no problem I can carry it."
"I think not. I don't know if my foot is safe with you Kise-kun" Kuroko deadpanned.
Kagami was silent and looked to both of them. How they spoke as if this situation was the most normal thing to happen in a normal day.
"Kurokochiii so mean!" Kise wailed but handed Kuroko's foot over to the boy.
"Uh... uhm... maybe... uh... I could... you know... sew your body-parts back?" Kagami asked while noticing how his voice shook.
"Yes Kagami-kun, we should find a place to stay the people are beginning to stare..."
"Uh.. yeah my place isn't so far away from here..." Kagami supported Kuroko while they began to walk towards Kagami's apartment.
They didn't see how behind them Kise was tipping wildly on his smartphone.
They got to Kagami's place. While Kuroko was supporting himself on the wall Kagami searched for his key. He found it in his Pocket and let it fell on the ground before he finally opened the door. So that one after the other entered his apartment. He helped Kuroko to get on his couch. Then he walked to his kitchen; he needed something to drink.
"What do you want to drink?" he asked without looking back to them.
"Milkshake" Kuroko said before he placed his own foot on the table.
Kise plopped down next to Kuroko and laid his arm on the table as well.
"Some water would be nice!" He said and leaned back in the couch's backrest.
"I don't know how to make Milkshake, how about some water like Kise?" Kagami asked while he turned to his fridge. He took out a bottle of water. While filling in some water in the cubs, he looked shortly back to the both sitting boys.
"Doesn't it hurt?" he asked and filled the next cub.
"Uh... Kagamichi what should hurt?... Oh! Oh... no it doesn't hurt. I had even forgotten, that my arm fell off." He laughed shortly.
"How are you so calm?" Kagami asked while walking back to the couch.
"Would you like it, if we would freak out and scream in your apartment?" Kuroko asked before he took the cub of water.
"Dunno" Kagami replied "I think.. I should search for a needle and some yarn."
He stood up and walked to his bedroom. Before he could enter it he heard how the doorbell rang. He stopped in his tracks and wondered, who could be visiting him now. He walked to the door and when he opened it he saw Midorima. He blinked and then starred in the boys green eyes.
"May we enter your house Kagami?" Midorima asked adjusting his glasses.
Kagami didn't say anything he just stepped to the side, so that Takao and Midorima could enter the house. He closed the door and walked back in with the two.
"Do you want to have something to drink" Kagami offered while he walked to his kitchen, still confused about what was happening, after all the day had started so nice. The sun had shone, so that he had played some basketball before Kuroko had come over. They went off to grab some burgers for him and some milkshake for Kuroko.
"No, not at all. Takao and me are here because Kise wrote me an interesting massage, that the two had the same problem as me." He said while he was pushing up his glasses with his right hand.
"Kise did what?!" Kagami burst out "Why the hell did you invite him to my apartment Kise!?" Kagami shouted while looking to the blonde.
"My Mobile send it on his own, I swear, and maybe not just to him..."
"What?!" Kagami massaged his temple while he turned back to his living room. He looked to Midorima and Takao and saw just then that there was lying a knew body-part on his table. It was Midorima's left hand, his shooting hand. He starred at it a long time before his gaze went back to the other boys.
"I go and get a needle" He said shortly and walked again towards his bedroom.
And oh wonder he heard the doorbell ringing again.
"Who the fuck is it now?!" he stumped to his door and tore the door open. In front of him was a smug grinning Aomine.
"Had I known that you would welcome me so nicely I would've been coming before, Kagami" he said.
Kagami starred at him before he slammed the door shut. He heard the doorbell again. He wanted to ignore it. But it rang all the time while he went back to the living room and while he was in his kitchen. He found out that Aomine would just stop when he let him in. He stumped back to the door and opened it again. He looked at Aomine and stepped to the side so that the tanned boy could enter.
"Yo all of you" Aomine said before he plumped on the couch. He put his feet on Kagami's table and made himself comfortable.
"I got this massage from Kise, so I have a little problem too." He grabbed his fingers out of his hoody's pocket and laid it on Kagami's table.
"Oh hell no!"Kagami cried out" Why the fuck do you lose your body-parts I knew you were some freaks but this?!"
He stumbled with wobbling knees to his kitchen. He couldn't believe all of this. He didn't know what was going on but he didn't want to lose his cool around the others as well. So he drank some water before he heard the doorbell again. He walked to his door and opened it slightly. He saw the smiling face of Himuro.
"Tatsuya?" Kagami looked confused in Himuro's face while opening the door fully "What are you doing here?"
"Uh... I have a little problem downstairs, please follow me and don't freak out."
"Oh, believe me I wont freak out after what I've seen today" Kagami said before he began to follow Himuro.
They went down the stairs. Kagami noticed while walking down that there was a wheelbarrow with a white blanket over it and without a doubt there was something really big inside. He slowed down. Himuro waited for him until he was downstairs, then the black haired boy bent over and picked one end of the blanket and pulled it off in a smooth motion. Kagami starred; his eyes widened and he starred a little more. Then Himuro heard how Kagami's body slumped to the ground.
"At least he didn't freak out." Himuro said while he looked at Kagami's lying body.
