GW: Here it is. The sequel to Railaddin, Railaddin 2: The Return of Jack Spicer!
Jack: I'm back, baby!
Raimundo: And dorkier than ever!
Disclaimer: Except for a few OCs that appear, I own nothing!
Same Old Raimundo
Nighttime had spread across the desert as a pack of horses could be seen with riders on them, racing across the dunes. Eddy's voice could be heard, coming out of nowhere.
Eddy: Follow me to a place where incredible feats
Are routine every hour or so
Where magic runs rampant
Goes wild in the streets
Open Sesame! Here we go!
Cartoonian Nights
Like Cartoonian days!
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways!
The riders we're heading right for a mountain, but then an opening had appeared on the side of it as the horses charged through it and were racing down a path.
Pack your shield, pack your sword
You will never be bored
Though get beaten and gored, you might
C'mon down, stop on by
Hop a dragon and fly
To another Cartoonian Night!
Cartoonian Night!
The riders slowed down their horses and jumped off, carrying sacks and chests of all sorts of treasures, while two riders were holding a bunch of it in their hands. The first was a fat pirate with a red beard with all sorts of candy stuck to it. He was known as Captain Stickybeard.
The second figure was an African-American teen with black hair and brown eyes. She was wearing some kind of red and black armor. Her name was Cree Lincoln.
"Argh! We certainly did a good job in rounding up this booty," Stickybeard said to Cree.
"Yeah. Those idiots didn't know what hit them until it was too late," Cree agreed. Unknown to them, a group of arms were reaching out of the shadows and taking their treasure.
"No thanks to our brave and fearless leader," Stickybeard pointed to a kid with blonde hair cut into a bowler's haircut and blue eyes. He was wearing an explorer's outfit and had a monocle over one of his eyes. He was Heinrich von Marzipan. He was trying to get his foot out of a pot while three figures stood behind him.
The first was a 12 year old boy with shaggy brown hair, green eyes, freckles, and big ears. He was wearing a black shirt, black, torn jeans, black boots, and black shades on his head. He also had spiked cuffs on his neck and wrists and held a black Keyblade by his side. He was known as Hal Hanson, Heinrich's bodyguard. On his shoulder was a baby wyvern with black scales, a yellow underbelly, red eyes, and black spikes that ran up and down his back. He also wore a red bandanna around his neck and went by the name of Bandanna, Hal's pet wyvern.
The last figure was a giant dog with navy blue fur and big brown eyes. He was wearing a brown color. He was Halo, Hal's sister's dog, or at the moment, Hal's dog.
When the pot finally got loose, it fell to the ground and shattered. Heinrich looked up to see his henchmen staring at him.
"What?" he asked in a thick-German accent. "Okay, one measly pot is gone. We still have all of this." He gestured to the treasure.
"Oh, how the mighty have fallen," Hal sighed. "First, I'm a fierce pirate captain, now I'm second banana to a 4th grade freakshow."
"I wanted to be in a story," Halo groaned. "Just not like this!"
Heinrich walked over and opened a chest, looking at the gold. "Isn't it luscious, my fierce Desert Heartless?" he asked his comrades. He took out a jeweled kitsune (which means 'fox' in Japanese) and placed it on his vest to make it look better.
"Hey, wait a sec! How come you get the jeweled kitsune, Marzipan?" a cat wanna-be named Katnappé asked.
"What can I say, liebchen. This is my bonus for being such a beloved leader. Like this." He pointed to the fox, "and that… and that treasure over there is my beloved leader bonus," he said, pointing to a pile of gold and jewels. Bandanna rolled his eyes as he muttered, "And I thought his obsession with candy was bad…"
"And what is our reward, oh brave and fearless leader?" a plant with a French accent named Gigi (from Xiaolin Showdown) asked with anger.
"Here you go, you guys. Enjoy, don't spend it all so soon," Heinrich said as he threw them a very small sack. As they began to attack Heinrich, they stopped dead in their tracks when they saw a chest being lifted off the ground and began to walk away.
"That's interesting," Hal mumbled.
"Look, the chest be moving," Stickybeard cried.
"How can this be?" Gigi asked.
"Cursed chest!" Heinrich called out in fear. "I'm tired of frickin' curses!" Bandanna yelled.
Cree lifted the chest to revel a familiar super and Trog were carrying it on their backs. It was Angel and Dash! When the duo realized that they were carrying nothing, they turned around and were shocked to be discovered.
"Uh-oh," Dash muttered while Angel grinned nervously.
"Stupid runts!" Heinrich shouted as Hal grabbed the duo. "Want me to turn them into some Heartless, Heiny?" Hal asked, preparing his Keyblade.
"Do your worst," Dash snarled while Angel growled.
"Drop them, Hanson!" a voice called out.
"What the-?" Heinrich said, he and his minions looked around. Angel and Dash bit into Hal's hands, making him drop the two. They ran up to a certain teenager and two of his friends. It was Raimundo, everyone's favorite hero. Behind him was Sora and Roxas, two of his good friends.
There was a brief silence until Heinrich asked, "Who are you?"
"My pals call me Rai. You can call me Raimundo Pedrosa!"
"Get those…those…BRATS!!!" Heinrich screamed. Hal, Halo, and the others leapt at him, but Raimundo pulled out some golden claws, yelled, "GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!!", and he and his pals were gone in a flash.
"Where'd that kid and his pals go?" Cree asked in confusion.
"Look, over there!" Katnappé pointed to the five friends, making off with most of the loot. "They have our loot!"
"Stop them! Don't let them escape!" Heinrich yelled.
The goons were after the gang, but Cree and Katnappé stopped and the side of their heads banged together.
"What are you two doing!?" Heinrich asked, but was surprised when a familiar ghost boy suddenly appeared in front of him. It was Danny Fenton aka Danny Phantom!
"Boo," Danny said simply, not even trying to be scary. Heinrich screamed like a little girl and jumped into Hal's arms, who promptly dropped him.
"Nice job, Ghost Dude," Rai complemented, but he and the five others ran into Hal and Bandanna.
"Nowhere to go, fools," Hal snarled.
"Now, surrender or you'll face the wrath of Bandanna!" the wyvern cried.
"Hey! You guys hungry?" a voice asked.
"Now that you mention it, yeah," Bandanna said simply as Hal looked around for the source of the voice.
"That's good, because you two are going to get a nice taste…" another voice said behind them. They looked behind them to see Haku and Chihiro! The two friends cracked their knuckles as Chihiro finished, "…of extreme pain!" She and Haku punched the two cronies in their faces and Hal and Bandanna fell over backwards.
"Time for the Keyblade wielder to bash some bad guys!" Sora said as he and Roxas bashed Stickybeard and Gigi with their Keyblades.
"Yo, Dojo! Get us out of here!" Rai called to his green dragon buddy. The Chinese dragon swooped down and picked up all eight kids.
"What!? A Chinese dragon!?" Heinrich asked in disbelief. Hal, Halo, and Bandanna looked amazed, but quickly regained their composures.
"Now, in the immortal words of Glowworm666, let's blow this pop stand!" Roxas cheered happily.
"You betcha, kiddo!" Dojo said.
"Hey, we missed one!" Dash said, pointing at a sack of jewels.
"Oops. Take us in, Doj," Rai said and the dragon swooped down there. Rai snatched the sack as Halo growled.
"Get back here!" Heinrich shouted, grabbing onto Dojo's tail and was flying all around the room. He was screaming, hanging on for dear life.
Dash noticed the jeweled kitsune and grabbed it from Heinrich's vest.
"Hey, that is mine, you little boy!" Heinrich shouted, not knowing that he let go of Dojo and started to fall. He landed on a statue of a monster's claw, but the claw broke off the statue and landed to the ground with the boy in it. Hal and his two animal partners were no help because they couldn't stop laughing at Heinrich.
"Close, but no cigar, shorty," Danny laughed, mockingly.
"Next stop…. ToonCity!" Rai shouted as Dojo was heading for the exit that almost closed on them, but they escaped in the nick of time and they flew across the dunes.
GW: There's the first chapter. Sorry if it is short. Are you finally happy, Halo?
Halo: No, but thanks for asking.
Rai and his pals: Read & Review!
