Chapter 1
Mr Shue walked to the message board, pinning an audition sheet to it for the new generation of gleeks to find their way to a red seat in the club. A boy with tan skin walked directly into him. "Shit. Addolorato, I wasn't looking straight." The boy said. He had an interesting accent.
"Excuse me?" Mr Shue asked politely. He looked confused.
"Sorry, I said sorry." He explained and walked off. Mr Shue shook his head in confusion. He carried on walking to the choir room.
"So guys! We're having open auditions for the new year tomorrow! We lost some great voices and we need more to fill there spaces." Mr Shue explained noting who was in the room and who wasn't.
"Oh, god! Don't remind us of Tina's none stop crying!" Kitty sighed.
"Yeah, that girl was dramatic! And that's coming from the queen of dramatic." Unique cried.
"Well, so we're gonna need to judge them for their voices ok?" Mr Shue continued. "We one at Nationals last year and we have some real competition this year. Including the warblers, we have no clue what their new comers will bring and we need to have a upper hand with our new New Directions." Mr Shue explained. They all agreed.
They set up for the auditions. They were spread out across the centre section of seats. Mr Shue called out the first name. "Hayley Tama!" He announced. A small girl came out. She stood and performed, not very well. They had a few more bad acts and hopefuls perform. He came to the last name. "Olly Deonte!" Mr Shue called. The boy who had bumped into him came out. He had a trilby on and a tank top with Bastille written on it.
"So what will you be performing for us?" Jake asked. Olly looked toward him and back to the rest of the group quickly.
"Uh… Ass Back Home by Gym Class Heroes." He said laughing a bit.
"Ass Back Home"
Oh it's so sexy yawl
I don't know, where you're going
Or when you're coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don't know, where you're going
Just get your ass back home
We both knew this type of life didn't come with instructions
So I'm trying to do my best to make something out of nothing
And sometimes it gets downright shitty in fact
When you call and I don't even know what city I'm at
Or what day of the week in the middle of the month
In a year I don't recall
It's like my life's on repeat and the last time we spoke
I told you I wouldn't be long,
That was last November, now December's almost gone
I'd apologize but I don't realize what I'm doing wrong
I don't know, where you're going
Or when you're coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don't know, where you're going
Just get your ass back home
And you've been nothing but amazing
And I never take that for granted
Half of these birds would have flew the coop
But you, you truly understand it
And the fact you stood beside me,
Every time you heard some bogusness
You deserve a standing o 'cause they'd a just been over it
Let 'em talk, let 'em talk, let 'em talk, let 'em talk
Like we don't hear what they saying
Let 'em walk, let 'em walk, let 'em walk, let 'em walk
We'll just drive by and keep waving
Cause you and I above all that
Just let them wallow in it
Now they all choked up, yuck
Cause they be swallowing it
I don't know, where you're going
Or when you're coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don't know, where you're going
Just get your ass back home
No one hold me down like you do sweetheart
You keep doing that, I keep doing this
We'll be alright in the end
Trust that
We put the us in trust, baby
Aww, let's go
I don't care what you're after
As long as I'm the one, no
I don't care why you're leaving
You'll miss me when you're gone
I don't know, where you're going
Or when you're coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don't know, where you're going
Just get your ass back home.
They applauded as he was actually really good. "Wow that was amazing!" Kitty said.
"Very sexy too…" Unique said with a camp little wave. He winked as he heard. He brushed his hair back as Mr Shue started talking to him.
"That was really good. But we could do without the explicit language." Mr Shue stated. "And we'll get back to you definitely Olly."
