YOU SUCK! the sequal to the sequal to the sequal to the sequal to I LOVE YOU...I think thats it.

Once upon a time, there was a dude and his name was Willy Wonka. One day he decided to try out for the town talent show for no reason at all.

"I'm going to try out for the talent show!" Willy screamed at no one in particular. He ran all the way to town hall and signed up. Later that day Willy got on stage to preform his act.

"YOUR MOM! I ATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU!" he started randomly screaming as he started to dance around. Suddenly a box of wheat thins popped out of no where and started to dance around.

" I HATE YOU!" yelled the wheat thins in Willy's general direction. Willy turned around and looked at the box of wheat thins hungrily.

" I LOVE YOU!" he yelled as he began chasing them around the stage wildly. Finally to took hold of the box and shoved it into his mouth, the box and all. "I ATE YOU!"

"YOU SUCK!" came a voice from the audience. Suddenly people started throwing wheat thins at Willy for no reason.

"YOU SUCK!" Willy yelled randomly at no one. Suddenly everyone started to randomly dance around with the oompa loompas, who sadly still had control over the earth. Everyone suddenly stopped what they were doing and started to sing and dance to Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend (Moulin Rouge version).

THE END

A/N: Yay! More randomness! Ok...I know some people have suggested that I write these things in chapters, but that would mean updating...so anyways ya. I thought of that at first, but I decided not to. Thanks for the suggestion anyways! Anyway.. I'll write my next random story soon...until then, stay random!