Ok, let's see how number 1 goes.

Bubbles are like friends. Bubbles are like people. There are many of the little motherfuckers up n' flitting about..not really hard to find. Which makes them suspend-able...There all tiny miracles in their own right, so small and colorful...some are big...lots of different sizes. They are hard to catch. Which is upsetting. They just float away, off to have some kind of adventure, and, in due time, pop. Once you catch em, your realize that their pretty damn fragile..heh...You might just plan to pop one, an another will come along hissing, maybe you wanna pop em all, and they float away to quickly. Might end up popen all by them selfs...who knows why or how. They also come in all sizes! Some are tiny, like Karkat, and some are big, like me or Equius. Sometimes they clump together, in groups of 3 or 4 or 2..some are alone. They are all fun to destroy, to spill their miracles all over the floor. Though it's more fun to do with friends...so much more colorful than the bubbles clear soapy sludge...but that doesn't matter too much...either is perfectly fine. Heheheh...useless things they are...only there for entertainment...heheheheheheheh-

"Gamzee! What in the love of the holy jackass in the sky are you doing!?"