I actually came up with the idea to write this while trying to write a twilight/vampire knight crossover, so just bare with me -.-" and just ignore the spazzness of the oc, she's special, and marysue-ish, but she's not rly, rly a character she's more like a pathetic attempt to make two boys less confused ^-^" (she's also pretty damn entertaining) gomenasai!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter if i did.... *pictures Earth being reduced to a mushroom cloud* so yeah thats probably a good thing i dont....


Hogwarts

On his way to the common room a 15-year-old Harry Potter found himself out past bedtime and very much not on purpose, this time. Finally he got to the stairs, the magical moving stairs, which unfortunately kept moving, and not letting him get to the right floor. Getting very annoyed, he just got off into an unfamiliar corridor.

He turned around to get back on the stairs, but the only thing there was a shear drop to the ground. With a sigh, he continued on, down the door-lined corridor, hoping it would eventually lead to somewhere he recognized.

He heard yelling. Since Harry was a heroic ass, he quickened his pace. He came to a door, which the yelling seemed to be coming from. He opened it slowly.

"Hello?" he asked, stepping inside. The door shut behind him.

Orochimaru's Hole in the Ground

"Sasuke!" Naruto called, opening every door along the underground hideout. After running and opening hundreds of doors, he saw something. The vaguely distinguishable figure of a person could barely be seen. Naruto, being an insufferable idiot, walked in, with the door shutting behind him. That's when the feminine, maniacal giggling started.

… … … … … … … … … (yep silence -.-" you'll find out wat happens during this time later unless I 4get)

Harry stepped out of the room in a daze. He looked down at himself. A giant question mark bonked him on the head. To say the least he was very confused.

An explosion came from his left. Confused he may have been, a heroic moron he still was. Running toward it was most definitely not going to make him any less confused, but it most definitely will make things interesting.

5th year boy's dormitory, Gryffindor tower, Hogwarts

"Come on Harry!" Ron yelled at his still sleeping best friend, who rolled over with a groan.

"We're going to be late for breakfast, mate. I'm starving."

Naruto looked around the room, then at the blob of the freckled red head yelling at him. Finally confusion consumed him.

"You slept in your robes?"

Naruto looked down at his clothes, saying nothing.

"Well come on then, Harry," Ron stated, walking out of the room.

Naruto grabbed the glasses off the night table (which instantly made him able to see better, what a cowinkydinky?) and ran after the red head, hoping to get some much need answers.


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