Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even Luke's Mom, cause that's technically
Padme Amidala.Skywalker now.
Luke, I am Your Mother
By: Kimi Greenleaf
Darth Vader: Luke, before you kill me, know this.. Luke, *heavy Breathing* I am your--
Woman: Luke, I am your mother.
Luke: Mom? What are YOU doing here?
Luke's Mom: Young man, didn't you hear me calling you for supper a while ago?
Luke: But, mom. I'm about to kill the most evil man in the universe.
Luke's Mom: You idiot! That's your father.
Darth Vader: Aww. you ruined my line!
Luke's Mom: He was gonna find out sooner or later.
Luke: But, but.I hafta kill him!
Luke's Mom: Now, now, Lukey.what did I tell you about killing your father!?
Luke: You didn't tell me anything about killing my father. And don't call me Lukey!
Luke's Mom: LUKEY!
Luke: MOM!
Luke's Mom: That's it Mister! You are grounded! Go to your room!
Luke: *grumbles*
Luke's Mom: LUKE!
Luke: Yes ma'am..*grumbles and marches to his room*
Darth Vader: Thanks Baby. Gee I'm glad I married you.
Luke's Mom: STUFF IT GARBAGE PAIL! You left me to take over the world and now you expect me to accept you back!?
Darth Vader: I'm.I'm sorry.
Luke's Mom: ....... Ok, I guess I'll take you back. NOW GO GET WASHED UP FOR SUPPER AND DON'T TRY TO KILL YOUR SON!
Darth Vader: Yes dear. *walks inside*
Luke: *voice can be heard from in the house* MOM! DAD CHOPPED OFF MY HAND!
Luke's Mom: DAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!
Luke, I am Your Mother
By: Kimi Greenleaf
Darth Vader: Luke, before you kill me, know this.. Luke, *heavy Breathing* I am your--
Woman: Luke, I am your mother.
Luke: Mom? What are YOU doing here?
Luke's Mom: Young man, didn't you hear me calling you for supper a while ago?
Luke: But, mom. I'm about to kill the most evil man in the universe.
Luke's Mom: You idiot! That's your father.
Darth Vader: Aww. you ruined my line!
Luke's Mom: He was gonna find out sooner or later.
Luke: But, but.I hafta kill him!
Luke's Mom: Now, now, Lukey.what did I tell you about killing your father!?
Luke: You didn't tell me anything about killing my father. And don't call me Lukey!
Luke's Mom: LUKEY!
Luke: MOM!
Luke's Mom: That's it Mister! You are grounded! Go to your room!
Luke: *grumbles*
Luke's Mom: LUKE!
Luke: Yes ma'am..*grumbles and marches to his room*
Darth Vader: Thanks Baby. Gee I'm glad I married you.
Luke's Mom: STUFF IT GARBAGE PAIL! You left me to take over the world and now you expect me to accept you back!?
Darth Vader: I'm.I'm sorry.
Luke's Mom: ....... Ok, I guess I'll take you back. NOW GO GET WASHED UP FOR SUPPER AND DON'T TRY TO KILL YOUR SON!
Darth Vader: Yes dear. *walks inside*
Luke: *voice can be heard from in the house* MOM! DAD CHOPPED OFF MY HAND!
Luke's Mom: DAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!
