EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY

SAGWA VS HAMLET
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[SAGWA]

HI MY NAME IS SAGWA I'M A SIAMESE CAT
UNLIKE HAMLET EVENGING HIS FATHER ASS
WHO KNOWS HE CRAZY OR SOMETIME INSANE
COULDN'T USE THE TIME MACHINE CAUSE HE WAS LAME
TO BE OR NOT TO BE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAD TO BE A PRINCE
HE MADE HIS FRIENDS DIE CAUSE HE IS A BRUTE
FIRST IT HAMLET'S FATHER, OPHILLEA, CLAUDIS AND GERTRUDE

[HAMLET]

OH FUCK YOU CAT YOU LAZY BONE PUSSY
YOU HATE RULES YOU NEVER EVEN LIKE TO STUDY
SURE YOU LIVE IN A MAGISTRATE PALACE
BUT MY CASTLE IS BETTER CAUSE IT MORE REALISTIC
SHEEGWA IS A BABY AND DONGWA IS A BADASS
LEARNING TO DRAW IS LIKE BEING IN A CLASS
TO BE NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T COPY MY SECTION

[SAGWA]

WHAT YOUR PROBLEM HAMLET ARE YOU BLIND YOU SEE
YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE POSION SWORD OF GREEN
YOUR STORY AND MOVIE ARE A BULLSHIT TRAGEDY
PEOPLE LIKE MY CARTOON CAUSE IT MORE COMEDY
I HAVE A BROTHER THAT WILL KICK YOUR SHITTY ASS
IF YOU EVENGE MY DEATH THEN IT YOUR FIRST CLASS
I'LL TELL MY FRIEND FUFU TO SHUT DOWN YOUR SHOW
IT TOO MUCH BLOOD AND DEATH THAT IT TOO LOW

[HAMLET]

MY STORY AND MOVIE MAKE MY FAN WANNA LEARN IT
UNLIKE BABY WANT TO LEARN SOME SHITTY FRIENDSHIP
GO BACK TO PBS WITH ALL THE CHARACTER
LIKE CLIFFORD, BARNEY, MARTHA SPEAK, CURIOUS GEORGE, AND ARTHUR
YOU THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH LOT OF TRAGEDY
ROMEO AND JULIET IS REFERRING TO ME
NO ONE WANNA SEE FRIENDSHIP IT DOESN'T HAVE ACTION
GOODBYE SAGWA, THAT'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE