NARUTO; You know, a town with money's a little like the TELETUBBIES with the spinning wheel. Nopony knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
(everyone laughs except SIMBA who at first doesn't get the joke)
SIMBA; Heh-heh, TELETUBBIES.
NARUTO; The name's NARUTO. And I come before you good PONY tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a RETROVILLE idea.
HAMLET; Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of RETROVILLE. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
NARUTO; All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the PONYVILLE Monorail!
(everyone gasps)
NARUTO; I've sold monorails to DIMMSTALE, ENDSVILLE, and ELWOOD CITY, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
NARUTO STARTED SINGING
NARUTO; Well, sir, there's nothing' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?
SONIC; Monorail!
NARUTO; What's it called?
MAL; Monorail.
NARUTO; That's right! Monorail!
Cast: Monorail...monorail...monorail... (continue over the following lyrics)
DAFFODIL; I hear those things are awfully loud.
NARUTO; It glides as softly as a cloud.
DONGWA; Is there a chance the track could bend?
NARUTO; Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
PATRICK; What about us brain-dead slobs?
NARUTO; You'll be given cushy jobs.
HANS SOLO; Were you sent here by the devil?
NARUTO; No, good sir, I'm on the level.
SIMON BIRCH; The ring came off my pudding can.
NARUTO; Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear, it's PONYVILLE's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[DORA, STRAWBERRY, MANE 6, ED, EDD, EDDY, HARRY POTTER, AND PETER GRIFFIN]; Monorail...
NARUTO; What's it called?
[SPONGEBOB, SQUIDWARD, BAMBI, NALA, FRANNY FEET, BILL NYE, SHREK, CASSIE, ORD, AND SHEEGWA]; Monorail...
NARUTO; Once again!
[SAGWA, SPIDERMAN, THE CROODS, SCOOBY DOO, LITTLEFOOT, DUCKY, CERA, ASH, BROCK, MISTY, MALCOLM, DEWEY, AND REESE]; MONORAIL!
FUSHIA; But GREAT VALLEY's still all cracked and broken.
CLIFFORD; Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail... Monorail! MONORAIL! MONORAIL!
SKUNK; Mono—DARN!
