I don't own Static Shock, and I have no wish to. If I did, then we wouldn't have the characters we all love. I just wish the people who did, would have pity on us and make new episodes. Anyways, please leave me a comment, criticism, or an idea on how to make my stories better. Any and all will do, but now on with the stories. And BTW I am making to one an incomplete story unlike my others, so I can add more to it, whenever I come up with an idea to add to it. BTW P.S. the rating, pairings, and things will change with the chapters, so I well you all know what is what at the beginning of each one.

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I am sorry Virgil

"I am sorry Virgil, so sorry, I didn't mean it man, I am sorry." Tears roll down Richie's face as he says this over and over again as Virgil just sits there looking dumbstruck at the soaked comic book sitting on the floor and then glances at Richie.

"You know man, it is okay, it is just a book." Virgil mumbles back.

Richie sniffles a lot, "Yeah, but it was a first edition."

"I can always get another one."

"But it was a number one edition of Barbie."

"Yeah, but we can always replace it before Sharon gets home."

At that exact moment they hear Sharon close her bedroom door and not two seconds later the shout of "Virgil" rings across the neighborhood.