Disclaimer: I own zilch, nada, nothing!!!!

Pairing: Ironhide/Mikaela/Sam/Jazz/Maggie/Optimus/Ratchet/Bumblebee/Glen/Robert/Will

I know I'm shocked as you are. I've been listening to songs Poker Face-Lady GaGa, Promiscuous-Nelly Furtado

I don't know I guess I'm on a sex craze thing and I just have to right it down. If you think it's bad then don't read it's just that simple.

NO HARSH CRITISIM!!!!!!! I Get enough bad news in a week I don't need anymore. It's something nice or nothing at all.

HOLOFORMS.

Optimus

Height: 6'3

Hair: Brown with a few grey stands

Body: Well endowed, Tanned skin

Eyes: Light brown

Ratchet

Height: 6'2

Hair: Grey with a few brown strands

Body: Lean, pale skin, NO WRINKLES (he's not that old)

Eyes: Blue

Bumblebee

Height: 6'1

Hair: Short extreme shaggy blond

Body: lean, somewhat peachy skin tone

Eyes: Green

Jazz

Height: 6'3

Hair: short and curly

Body: Well toned like Optimus's with dark brown skin

Eyes: Brown

Ironhide

Height: 6'5

Hair: Cut short, Military style with grey at the sides, Goatee

Body: Muscular (DUH) tanned skin with a few tattoos particularly one with the Autobot insignia.

Eyes: Hazel

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Everyone has those moments when they dream of a sex craze. And this is the story for it. It's just random one shots and junk like that.

SO ENJOY!!!!