Author Note(s): Why is Remy being made into a villain in newer shows? Pfft. I think this story just shows I'm crazy. :D

I don't own any of the X-Men shows.

In the world called Lucida Lownes's mind, three versions of Rogue, the X-Man, appear. The first one is the flying, butt kicking 90's girl, the second the gothic, I'll kill ya with a death glare Evolution girl, and finally, I'll pretend to stab you in the back when I'm actually stabbing them in the back Wolverine and the X-Men girl. And why are they in this author's mind. To talk about one thing.

"Remy?" 90's Rogue asks, getting the drift.

"Y'mean Gambit?" Evo Rogue asked.

"Wait, who?" WATXM Rogue asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay, before we talk about him, let me just say Ah feel out a' place," Evo Rogue commented.

"Now why's that, sugah?" 90's Rogue asked.

"Um, look at my uniform," Evo Rogue pointed out.

"Oh," the two other Rogue agreed. Back to the point of one Mister Remy LeBeau.

"So, you haven't met him yet?" Evo Rogue asked WATXM Rogue.

"Ah've heard a him," WATXM Rogue commented, thinking. "Let's see, first off, he stole the powers inhibitor collar from us. Ah was being undercover at the time so wasn't involve. Then, he blew up half of Genosha. Yeah."

"Remy'd never do that!" 90's Rogue exclaimed.

"He ain't an X-Man," WATXM Rogue commented.

"Well, he worked for Magneto in my area," Evo Rogue commented.

"Now, this is just plum ridiculous! That for sure ain't the Remy LeBeau I know," 90's Rogue stated.

"What was your relationship?" WATXM Rogue asked.

"Um, well, y'see, on and off dating," 90's Rogue told the two.

"Mine was flirtatious kidnapping," Evo Rogue informed them.

"Mine's nothing," WATXM Rogue said. "Ah mean, I don' really have a pairing yet, seein' that it's only the first season."

"There, sugah, maybe your Remy will change his ways and become an X-Man in the second sesason," 90's Rogue told her, putting a hand on her shoulder.

"He eventually does in my universe," Evo Rogue thought aloud. "A picture with his hand on my shoulder and smirking at me and Ah'm smirking right back."

"Now ain't that just darlin'?" 90's Rogue stated. "That swamp rat has always been persistent!"

"Ah think Ah should use that nickname," Evo Rogue said with a smirk.

"Go right ahead, doll," 90's Rogue told him, nodding.

"Maybe Ah'll use it too when I finally get ta meet that cute Cajun," WATXM Rogue agreed.

"Cute? Definitely," Evo Rogue said.

"My boy has a ponytail," 90's Rogue commented.

"Mine can pull off a bowl cut," Evo Rogue replied.

"He's not mine yet," WATXM Rogue whined.

"You'll get 'im," 90's and Evo Rogue told her.

"He just loves little spitfires, which is what we are, rahght?" 90's Rogue commented. The other two nodded to the older version of Rogue. "And, y'know, when he first sees ya, he's going to pull off all a' his charms-"

"But don't fall for it," Evo Rogue cut in. "Y'gotta give him a good fight." WATXM Rogue nodded, taking in what the other versions of her were informing her about.

"And whatev'r y'do, sugah, don't let the writers destroy any relationship," 90's Rogue advised. "Movie Rogue did that. She's locked herself in her room. Crying about wanting Remy. Soulmate issues."

"And if they try, just pull the gloves off," Evo Rogue smirked darkly. "Can ya believe they had be crushin' on Scott?! Finally they put Gambit in."

"Hopefully you'll get the same break, sugah," 90's Rogue told WATXM Rogue.

"I might hafta use my persuasive skills," WATXM Rogue replied darkly, smirking.

"That's the spirit!" The two other Rogues cheered.

"Ah'll gladly give ya a hand," Evo Rogue told her.

"Me too, sugah," 90's Rogue agreed. "Now, let's get ourselves down ta Marvel Animation and give them a piece a' our mind."

"Yeah!" The two others said, following her as she left.

Should I do a Gambit version?