Mickie James Can I ship…Lady gaga with Marilyn Manson?
Marilyn Manson Can I ship myself with Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga - Marilyn Manson And here was I... Thinking we were already a thing...
Marilyn Manson - Lady Gaga Yes. But I meant walking down the isle...
Lady Gaga - Marilyn Manson Would you like to borrow my meat dress?
Marilyn Manson - Lady Gaga Yes…Yes I would.
Edge :DDDDDDDDD
Jeff Hardy - Edge Man….That's just too many chins.
Edge - Jeff Hardy But that's how many chins I actually have…
I have all the chins….
all of them.
Christian - Edge Hey man, wanna grab some boobs before heading to the game?
Edge - Christian You know it.
Christian - Edge Ahhh Autocorrect I meant food… Though boobs would be nice too…
Edge - Christian …I'm down with that.
Christian - Edge Alright, so at 7:30? I'll bring the boobs.
Paul London Just dropped pizza down the size of the couch
Brian Kendrick - Paul London noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Vincent McMahon I'm surrounded by idiots.
Shawn Michaels - Vincent McMahon NO YOU'RE A SANDWICH! :O!
Vincent McMahon - Shawn Michaels ….case in point
Shawn Michaels - Vincent McMahon YOU'RE A POINT IN CASE Vince McMoron!
Triple H - Shawn Michaels ehehehh, McMoron.
Christian - Batista Yo, Animal. You up for joining Edge and I to see Detroit Red Wings vs Toronto Maple Leafs on Saturdaaaaaay?
Batista - Christian Why.
Christian - Batista Beeecaaaaauuussseee, we are nice people and want to bring our awesome friend Batista along.
Batista - Christian Bullshit.
Christian - Batista Oh mannn, don't be that way. When have we ever lied to you?
Batistia - Christian …..
Christian - Batista …Touche…
Sable Homilophilia – Becoming aroused by Hearing or giving sermons.
Melina - Sable Seriously?
Shane McMahon - Sable Hallelujah! Testify!
Sable - Shane McMahon*jizz*
Christian - Edge Dude.. I couldn't get the boobs… Do we have a backup plan?
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Randy Orton I was going to say a gay joke buttfuck it
John Cena - Randy Orton Cum on dude, that's not funny
Hunter Helmsley - John Cena I'm ok with gay jokes, just no vagina jokes, period!
Stephanie McMahon - Hunter Helmsley Allright bro, vagina jokes are bloody disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Lita - Stephanie McMahon I know right? You've got to be clitting me.
Shawn Michaels - Lita I cunt help but agree with you.
Jim Ross I know I'm supposed to be on holidays but I miss work so I'm narrating myself making a sandwich.
Stacy Keibler - Kelly Kelly WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Kelly Kelly - Stacy Keibler Well...I tried, but Chyna shoved my phone into her cleavage and I am yet to meet anyone brave enough to risk a broken hand by reaching into that abbys of pure muscle. P.S: This adds more standing to the argument that Batista does in-fact own a set of tits.
Jeff Hardy I'm gonna be doing some tripping... In the general direction of balls.
Torrie Wilson has invited you to event "Housewarming Party"
Torrie Wilson has changed event "Housewarming Party" description - "Nobody tell Stacy. K Thanks"
Jeff Hardy Every morning I walk past a cat that looks half dead and is probably about 20 years old and every morning I yell "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU DEAD YET!?" Because honestly, it really should be dead.
Lita - Jeff That's really mean Jeff.
Jeff Hardy - Lita Amy… you haven't seen this cat. It looks like it has been run over by a tractor on more than one occasion.
Zack Ryder Killer party at Torrie's last night! Hashtag: AWESOME!
Brie Bella - Torrie Wilson WOW! Great party Torrie!
The Rock has added 3 new photos to album Mae Young keg stand
Steve Austin has added 5 new photos to album The Bae
Kurt Angle - Steve Austin Your album is literally 5 photos of you lovingly gazing at a keg of beer...
Steve Austin - Kurt Angle Yes?
Kelly Kelly has uploaded a new video "#BODY SHOTS w Torrie"
Stacy Keibler - Trish Stratus So I herd there was a party at Torrie's new place...
Trish Stratus Yeah, I blacked out and woke up naked in the backyard with Smirnoff caps on my nipples.
Stacy Keibler - Trish Stratus why wasn't I invited!? D:
Trish Stratus - Stacy Keibler I 'unno, guess it was a small thing.
Stacy Keibler - Trish Stratus DUDE! MAE YOUNG WAS INVITED!
Trish Stratus - Stacy Keibler Pshyeah The Rock brought her, that woman knows how to party!
Stacy Keibler - Trish Stratus DUDE! SHE'S 90! AND GETS TO GO MORE PLACES THAN ME ...WHY DOES NOBODY INVITE ME TO ANYTHING!?
Lita - Stacy Keibler Because Stacy. No one likes you.
Stacy Keibler - Lita But..but..I like me!
Lita - Stacy Keibler…
Jeff Hardy It's summer. The Fans are on high and I'm holding a Tuna Casserole….. Why yes, it is the opportune time to paint the ceiling, thank you for noticing.
Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy…Don't you dare Jeff… DON'T YOU DARE!
Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy ;D
Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy JEFF!
Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy JEFF?
Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy SHIT! I'll be over in a sec… I swear, if you… god you will be in so much fucking trouble.
Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy ….Too Late :D
Lita Show in Sweden! 2 WEEKS SOOOO KEEEEEEN!
Trish Stratus - Lita Oh dooooood. We're going to IKEA right?
Lita - Trish Stratus What? Are you stupid? OF COURSE WE ARE GOING TO IKEA!
Stacy Keibler - Trish Stratus Can I come?
Trish Stratus - Stacy Keibler No Stacy. We hate you.
