It was another day in the life of Oshujax. Oshujax was sleeping in his castle next to Castle Remembrance. Oshujax's house is not just a simple room in a castle. It's an entire castle conveniently located next to Castle Remembrance. As Oshujax teleported out to his mailbox, he saw that the mailman had already come by, as he grabbed the mail and went back inside his house. Taking a seat on his throne, which was really a comfy recliner, Oshu opened the envelopes and saw that his taxes had come in. He saw that a manmade model of what had appeared to be his penis had just come in, as he laughed. He started a telepathic conversation with jYexrem. Watching Hannah Montana again, jYexxie?

jYexrem freaked. How'd you know!?

Oshujax laughed, and then ended the conversation quickly. Immediately, the model that just appeared went into the return envelope for all tax envelopes, as that was Oshu's way of telling tax collectors to "suck it". Oshujax looked at the time and saw that it was Oshu Time. Every clock in Oshu's castle said it was Oshu Time, because no time is better than Oshu Time. And Oshu Time was now Hammer Time! Oshujax walked up to the door when he heard someone knocking, and to his surprise came a very pissy Xiammes, whining about how he was a John Cena fanboy and how he was jealous that he wasn't as epic as Oshujax was, and how Nixalcti was guilty for King Mickey rape, and a bunch of other stuff. Oshujax became annoyed. "STOP!" Xiammes quit talking, as a bunch of people gathered around Oshu's frontyard. "HAMMER TIME!" And then, people began doing the Hammer dance to "Can't Touch This", while Oshujax just walked by everyone as they were doing the Hammer dance, heading out of the Castle and then teleporting to the city nearby, specifically in its mall.

Oshujax was bored, so he put in his headphones, and began listening to his Zune, specifically listening to 'The Fight Song' by Marilyn Manson. He walked into a Hollister just for random reasons, as he was wearing all black, deciding to get a Hollister jacket for the hell of it. Just then, some jocky prep walked up to Oshu and tried pushing him. "Hey, no freaks allowed!" Oshujax just removed his headphones, and forcefully shoved them in the jocky prep's ears, as the victim screamed to the heavens, with his head swelling like a balloon, and then exploding from hearing Oshu's music. Oshujax just casually put one earphone back in his left ear, and randomly picked a jacket out, and then left. The cashier yelled. "Hey! You gotta pay for that!" Oshujax just flashed both his earphones and the cashier then feared for his life. "Um, I meant to say…Thank you for shopping at Hollister!" Oshujax just smiled and left the store, heading for another section of the mall.

He found two kids playing Guitar Hero III at Gamestop, so he decided to go in and see what they were doing. Noticing that the "song failed" menu came up, showing "Through the Fire and the Flames" on Expert, Oshujax smiled. "May I see the controller?" The kid gave his controller to Oshujax, as Oshujax hit the retry option on the guitar. The chart came up, along with the first series of frets, as Oshujax played through the entire song flawlessly, not missing a note, as the console that had the game disintegrated and disappeared, with the customers dropping their jaws wide open. Oshujax then dropped the controller and went elsewhere, trying to find something to break his boredom.

It was then that Oshujax then teleported to the Blank Shot Saloon, to see if anything special was happening there.