"Because Heero won't kill you."
"No, that's why you WANT my help, not why I should help you."
"It would be fun?"
"How would turning Heero's hair purple be fun?"
"Well we could go with blond if you prefer, I mean I'm not picky about this."
"I don't want to dye his hair!"
"Ok fine, plan b, but I don't know where I'm going to get that much jell-o from on short notice."
"No jell-o. Wait a minute, why am I involved with this at all? I don't want to pull a prank on Heero!"
"aww, come on Relena, lighten up, have a little fun!"
"You keep saying that but I fail to see how."
"Sheesh, you sound just like him. 'No Duo you can't spike the punch at a presidential ball.' Don't you people ever have fun?"
"First of all, half the guests are borderline alcoholics and don't need your help. Second of all, you did it anyways. Third, I don't need a third, one and two were enough!"
"But I need a partner in crime!"
"Absolutely not. There will be no pranks on Heero or so help me Duo there WILL be scissors brought to your hair!"
"That's low princess, real low. You're no fun you know that."
"Forget it, no pranks on Heero. Une on the other hand."
"Oooh princess, I like where this is going..."
