D3ath: Hey! Ya'll miss me? I'm sorry it's been a while, but I've been super distracted with like...everything! And Adventure Time was one of the many distractions I've been having, and this idea has been bugging me for a while, so I figured, why not? Anyways, enjoy!


Double the Fun

by D3athrav3n92

Chapter 1: Magic Pizza Boxes

"…And now, thanks to this magical pizza box, I, the Ice King, will bring my creation to life!"

There was a long pause, before the blue-skinned man grumbled to himself, and shook the pizza box in his hands. "Oh, come on, it said on the internet that this could bring anything to life!" he complained, shaking the box and not noticing two others hanging from the ceiling, sniggering to each other.

The Ice King scowled, shook the box once more, and pointed it at a paper-bound book sitting on an icy pedestal. "Bring this creation to life!" he shouted again, and up on the ceiling, Finn and Jake's sniggering redoubled, to the point where they were barely hanging on to the icicles that hung from the Ice King's ceiling.

Ice King grumbled to himself again, and then shouted, "AWAKEN!" He danced around the paper-bound book, waving the empty box and shaking his hips. "I said awaken!"

That did it for the dynamic duo. Collapsing into fits of laughter, Finn fell first, landing painfully on the ground. "Ow!" A second later, Jake fell as well, landing on top of the human boy with a snort.

"Ow!" Finn exclaimed again. There was a moment of silence, before they both burst out laughing again.

"You two! What are you doing in my castle?!" demanded the Ice King, shaking his pizza box at them. He then gasped as realization struck him. "I bet it was you two!" he shouted angrily. "You two sold me this crappy piece of magic, didn't you?!" He chucked the box at them, and Finn giggled manfully as it bounced off his head.

"Ha ha-ow!-no! We didn't!" he protested. He scrambled to his feet, wiping away tears of mirth as he faced the Ice King. "Naw, we just thought you were actin' a little suspicious, that's all," he explained.

"Yeah dude!" Jake snorted, flopping on the floor like a disabled seal and pointing at the Ice King. "And then we saw you with that pizza box, and thought you were having pizza for dinner, and decided that we wanted some."

"Wha-no! I wasn't going to be eating pizza you idiots!" snapped the Ice King. He gestured at the empty box lying on the frozen floor nearby. "Do you even know how hard it is to eat pizza here in the first place? Everything just gets so cold, so fast! Ugh, cold pizza…" he muttered, shuddering, before shaking his head. "But never mind that! I bought this box from the online wizard store because someone claimed that it could bringing anything you wanted to life!"

At this declaration, both Finn and Jake fell back into laughter, falling flat on their backs and gripping their stomachs as they laughed themselves sick.

Ice King growled at the sight, feeling anger course through him. With an angry shout, he raised his hands, and sent several blasts of ice at the laughing pair, not noticing that one of the blasts hit the pizza box.

Finn was the first to snap out of his giggling fit when ice encased them both. "Hey man, what the heck!"

"Well, look who's laughing now!" exclaimed Ice King with a vengeful smirk on his face. He strode over to the pair. "It's not so funny now, is it?!"

However, unfortunately for Ice King's momentum, Jake was still laughing. "Ha ha, 'who's laughing now', dude, this guy's just killing me! When did you get so funny, Ice King?" Both Finn and the Ice King awkwardly watched and waited as the yellow dog's head stretched to land on the floor, still laughing. After a bit, though, Jake noticed that something wasn't quite right, and slowly stopped laughing, retracting his head. "Heh heh…alright, I'm stopping."

There was a quiet moment before Finn turned back to the Ice King. "So…what were you trying to bring back to life anyways?"

"My beautiful creation!" Ice King declared, turning around and grabbing the book before showing the pair the cover.

"Fiona and Cake-ah, man, not this again," complained Finn as he looked away from the cover with an expression of disgust.

"What?!" exclaimed Ice King, reddening. "How dare you! This is a masterpiece! A true work of art!"

"No Ice King, it was lame," Jake replied.

"It wasn't lame!" cried Ice King. "It's the most fantastic literary piece of the century!"

"Ice King, you had to kidnap us to make us listen to it. And that's sayin' a lot," Finn pointed out. "Nobody-holy glob!" Finn's eyes landed on the pizza box nearby, which, to everyone's surprise, was glowing a bright white.

"How-" began Ice King, and Jake gulped.

"The Ice King's powers must've hit it and triggered the magic!" he hissed to Finn, who nodded before struggling violently within his icy confines.

"Urgh-can't-break-free!" he grunted, and Jake tried to change his size, but found out that he was stuck too.

"I can't change sizes! And if we don't do something, Ice King's gonna turn his crappy story into reality!" he exclaimed, watching in horror as the Ice King advanced towards the glowing pizza box, cackling all the while.

"At last! At last!" he laughed maniacally as he grabbed the pizza box and pointed it at his story. "Finally, they will be brought to life! Awaken, my beautiful creation! Come to life!"

And to the horror of Finn and Jake, the white light shot out, and encircled the book. It began to rattle on its pedestal, shaking violently before the book suddenly snapped open, and began to flip through the pages.

The white light grew brighter and brighter, and Ice King yelped as the glow became too much, and covered his eyes. Finn and Jake closed their eyes as well, both cringing in fear of what might happen next.

Finally, they heard a boom, and everything seemed to rattle before settling back down into place.

Tentatively, they all opened their eyes, before gasping and gawking at the sight in the middle of the Ice King's palace.


D3ath: So...what'd you think? I think it's a pretty funny idea, and I'm honestly surprised no one else has done it. Anyways, please review! I'd love to have some feedback!