Harry was in shock.

There was a letter for him.

It wasn't that he got a letter that was the shock.

More like what was on it.

It went like this,

Dear Harry,

I think 'stalking' is a little bit of a harsh word so I am just referring it to 'Intense research on one being.

By the way, your sock is under your bed...

With me...

Hope you are well,

Ki-Ki Lupin-Black

Harry looked around and...

Ran.

To his dorm, ran up the stairs then slammed the door open to see...

A girl under his bed.

Ki-Ki.

With his sock.

"KI-KI!" Harry roared, making her jump.

"Why are you under my bed?!"

"I am collecting your DNA and doing intense research on you, where you live, who you live with and that kind of thing. You smell like mangoes, did you know?"

Harry just stared.

"Anyway!" She giggled. "I will be off but trust me Harry, I will be back!"

Harry could only watch listlessly as she skipped out of his room and down the stairs.

Slowly, he lifted his arm and sniffed it. She was right, he did smell like mangoes.

"Hey Ki-Ki!" Harry called after her.

Her head popped back around the door.

"You smell like pineapples." He informed her.

It was her turn to be shocked.

"I also happen to have your DNA sample."

"Stalking buddies!" She shrieked, throwing herself at Harry.

"I prefer more like... Intense research." Harry replied.

She lowered her voice and whispered, "So who is our next target?"

"I was thinking your roommate, Clarinet or something?"

"It's Clarissa. Great idea! I will get her DNA." Ki-Ki said excitedly, dashing off.

"Wait!" Harry called. "How did you get in my dorm?"

"Same way you got in mine." She simply replied before disappearing.

Harry thought for a moment then paled. "RON!" He screamed. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

A/N: Ha! That was funny

And thats part of my 'Insane collection'

Oh and I do not own Harry potter, just Ki-Ki.

PEACE OUT WORLDDDDD!