Holden found himself alone in the Podcast Palace Studio, Henry and Marcus told him that they had a surprise for him. He sat in one of the desk chairs, shifting it up and down. Moments later he finds himself laying down on a table as Marcus Parks, Henry Zebrowski, and Ben Kissel are standing over him, their nude bodies exposed to the studio's cool air. Before he can scream Ben Kissel forces his long dong down the lizard king's throat. Forcibly shoving it in and out of his slimy mouth.

The Last Podcast on the Left trio begin to laugh and chant, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO…" over and over while Kissel sprays a bucket's worth of rancid cum down their friend's throat.

"Oh god please stop no more."

The trio just begin to laugh louder in demonic voices, except henry who just laughs in his Detective popcorn voice.

Marcus, his breath stinking of gin raises his legs close to his face,

"Mmm yeah boy, we're gonna make ya squeel like a pig."

"Marcus please stop yer scaring me."

"You should have stopped with the playstation network shoutouts holden!", shouts Ben Kissel, the brooklyn borough president. As Marcus raapes Holden in the ass, Ed Larson comes in, wearing a jester hat and a leather thong,

"Aw man you guys started without me."

"Ya aint better than us Eddie."

Henry approaches Ed and starts to gently massage his shoulders as he slips off his leather thong, stroking his floridian penis as they stand next to Holden. Now they all go back to chanting happy birthday as they force holden to take their collective cocks in his tight little asshole.