School Life
By Okamiko
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. And unfortunately I don't own Miroku either. (And it's not fair!) So leave me alone.
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Okamiko: Hi! This is my first story.
Kojigoku: Why am I here again?
Tenshiko: Because we are planning on taking the breaks out of Mrs. Days car later.
Kojigoku: Oh yea! I can't wait!
Okamiko: Me neither. Anyway, here is the first chapter of my story.
Chapter 1: Crossing The Bridge
The first day of school at Hayes Middle School is always bizarre. But the hardest part of everyday is crossing the bridge.
Murky shadows swim around under the students crossing the bridge.
Ammi: Pip what in the heck are you doing?!
Pip turns around abruptly blushing and giggling nervously.
Pip: Nothing.
Ammi: What have I told you about feeding the sharks babies?
Pip: "Do it at night. They will be more hungry."
Ammi: Right. So. drop it.
Pip: Okey dok!
Ammi: Not in the.!
The next thing everyone hears is a "plop" in the water and then thrashing.
Ammi: Oh well. One less baby for me to have to baby-sit.
Ammi feels something tug on her arm.
Ammi: What is it Rin?
Rin: What are they doing?
Ammi looks over at Pip and Kouga who are doing something normal people don't do in public.
Ammi: Nothing.
Just then Ammi turns around and yanks Sango's Hirakatsu and throws it over the bridge.
Sango: Oh no! My baby!
With that she jumps off of the bridge after "her baby".
Ammi: Run.
As soon as they reach the other side of the bridge they see a group of guys in a formation that says "Welcome to Hayes!".
Rin: How are they connected?
Ammi: I don't. Omigosh! Pip!
Pip: Yes?
Ammi: What did you do?!
Pip: I made a sign. Cool huh?
Ammi: Yea kinda. I mean, Pip that's nasty!
Kouga: Is that Sango?
Ammi: Kuso. It is. I thought those sharks would have eaten her.
Rin: What time is it?
Pip: 8:10
Ammi: We better go. Come on guys! Bye Sango!
With that they enter Hayes Middle School for one hell of a day.
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Okamiko: Okay guys. How was it?
Tenshiko: I was good. I liked it.
Kojigoku: Yea. My favorite part was when Pip made the chain of guys.
Kotengoku: That part was nasty. And why are you so mean to Sango.
Kojigoku: Go away. Stupid bitch.
Tenshiko: What were they connected with anyway.
Okamiko: You don't want to know.
Tenshiko and Kojigoku: Yes we do!
Okamiko: They were connected by there winkies.
Tenshiko: You mean.
Okamiko: Yes. One guy had his winky in one guys butt and so on.
Tenshiko and Kotengoku: Ewwwwww! That's nasty.
Kojigoku: Cool.
Okamiko: While they argue about this please review.
