My Annoying Pony – The Last Bregull

Chapter 1 – The Breakout

Once upon a time, there lived a bear, a bird, a cat, and a witch. The bear and bird stopped the evil plans of the sinister duo, (like about 3 or 4 times) and was sentenced to work in a video game factory…forever.

A year has been past since the events of Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts, Gruntilda Winkybunion (the witch) and Piddles (the cat) still live and work at the factory…

…until one fateful night…

-L.O.G.'s Video Game Factory-

It was a dark and stormy night; L.O.G. (Lord of Games) decided to go home early, leaving Grunty and Piddles to work overnight.

"Pass me the broom. Will ya, Winkybunion?" Piddles asked rudely.

Grunty was silent.

"Hey, Grunty, anybody home?" she started poking Grunty's glass jar (with the skull inside)

(Sorry, I forgot to mention that Gruntilda lost her flesh and bones [except her skull] and she lives in a robot suit that looks just like her original body)

Grunty finally yelled, "Will you please stop doing that? Just leave me alone, you mangy cat!" (She rhymes )

Piddles sighed, "Still thinking about your revenge?"

"Of course, why wouldn't I? I'd just wish those furry fools would just die."

"We'll figure out something soon enough. Just help me clean", she said while sweeping the broom with her tail.

"But I want me revenge now! But to get out of here, I don't know how".

"Why don't we call your sisters you've been telling me about", Piddles asked.

"Their dead, remember? But if they weren't it would be better".

"That doesn't even rhyme."

"Yes it does, I'll prove it to you, why I can even rhyme; 'I pity da foo'"

"Alright, now you're just annoying me", Piddles mumbled, and not the first time.

"What was that? If I wanted to, I could turn you into a mat.

"Oh yeah?" Piddles said as if she wanted to fight.

While Piddles and Gruntilda we're arguing, some rumbling was going outside, and right by the factory, the tip of a drill popped out of the ground.

Grunty and Piddles could feel the vibrations of the (so they thought) earthquake.

"What the heck is going on?!" Piddles asked while trying to make out what he said about the earthquake.

"How should I know what's doing that? Or better yet, who's doing that?"

The machine rose from the ground and showed all of its structure; it was a giant drill with 3 large wheels, two top hatches, and a license plate that said "Hag 1".

The drill (pointy thing) stopped its spinning the first top hatches we're open and one popped out a slim, green, ugly woman with a spell book.

"Here at last, we are," The slim woman said in unorderly fashioned sentence, "Bobledda, look you must".

The second hatch opened, and there was a fat, green-(with red polka-dots) for-skin, uglier woman with a cat.

"Ugly factory this is, destroy it we must" The ugly non-slim woman commented.

"Remember you must. Our sister's in there. Let's just destroy that wall."

They both went inside, closing the hatches, and the drill started again and went towards the wall of the factory.

"Is it me, or is the rumbling getting closer?" Piddles said in a hard way.

"It might be, so I think. It could even be Link!" Grunty yelled back.

"Link?"

"I couldn't find anything else to rhyme it with, at least I could rhyme with with fifth."

The tip of the drill soon reached the wall, and Gruntilda and Piddles we're freaking out. The machine soon approached the inside.

"What the heck is that?!" Piddles asked.

Grunty was shocked, "Why it's… it's the Hag 1! I thought that thing was finally done!"

The Drill hatch soon opened, and the two odd women came out. Grunty was really surprised. Those we're Grunty's two sisters, back from the dead!

"Mingella and Bobledda, how are you two alive?! You both died by my game live!"

Mingella spoke up, "Fakes they we're. Copies of us, they were".

"You mean, you never wanted to play my game? I can't believe you. You're both lame!"

"We both came, at least", Bobledda said.

"You can't beat that, Grunty," Piddles told her, "So, you're both here to free us?"

"Correct you are", Bobledda replied.

"So what are we waiting for? Let's get outta here. C'mon Piddles, let's get our rears in gear."

Grunty, Piddles, Mingella, and Bobledda all went inside the drill, and went where they came from.

Mingella was getting really annoyed, so she said, "Rhyming again you are, stop it now you must".

"What?!...Oh…if I must…again"

The drill went back in the hole, and a camera was watching them. At the computer was Jamjars (the mole) watching what happened. He got the phone and dialed.

"L.O.G… we've got a problem"