Midnight: Hello.

Muse: Yes, hi..

Midnight: It's a new Zelda fic! Yay!

Muse: Yay?

Midnight: I've written two others a long time ago but they sucked, so I'm attempting Zelda humor! Mwahahah!

Muse: We have NO idea if this idea has been used before, so if it has..

Midnight:..PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!

Muse: I'll do the disclaimer...She doesn't own Zelda or anything like that, so, yeah....

Midnight: Enjoy!

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(Just making sure you remember Link is telling the story ~.n)

It was a beautiful day in the land of Hyrule. I was taking a walk with my new rubber band that I had found earlier that day, and boy, was that rubber band SO COOL! It was stretchy and it could shoot things from long distances. What more could anyone need?

Wait. I'm getting off track..anyway, like I was saying, 'twas a great day in Hyrule. The sun was shining, the grass was green, the sky was clear, and screams of little children could be heard. I pondered for a moment, but the screaming blocked my concentration considerably. Wait a sec here, SCREAMS OF LITTLE CHILDREN??!??

I ran as fast as I could towards the Hylian Lake. As I got there, I saw a giant, mutated, brown, of all colors brown, pft. Oh yeah, where was I? Oh! I saw a giant, mutated, brown Zora. The creature had a little child in it's hand and below, other kids were screaming trying to save the child, or trying not to get themselves killed..actually, I have no idea what they were doing. Wait, they were panicking. Yeah!

Anyway, after standing there for 10 minutes in shock, I finally decided I should conquer the beast and save the poor child, but then I realized, I had left ALL my weapons at home. How could I have been so stupid? Well, actually I was getting my sword repaired and the others were at home, but still, I was unarmed. Which was bad. I was starting to panic myself, but then I realized; I had my new, cool, stretchy rubber band which could do a lot of damage! First, I decided to communicate peacefully with the llama, err, I mean, Zora. How did 'Llama' get in there? Oh yeah, that reminds me, I have a story about a llama but back to the current story.

My new motto "Peace before Violence" So I decided to communicate with the creature with my suave, sly, and talented abilities.

"HEY! PUT THE KID DOWN MORON!!!" I said.

I figured that after that he would leave the kid alone and go on his way, but no, boy, was I wrong. The mutated Zora just threw the kid at me and grabbed another one. Technically, my mission was done. I was only there to save the kid who landed somewhat safely on the ground, but now he had another child and I had to save her.

"HEY! PLEASE PUT THE GIRL DOWN!!!" I asked, hoping the Zora would grant my wish and be on his way.

Wrong again, this time he threw the girl in the lake, and grabbed the remaining child and began to walk away. This got me very angry. I tried to make peace with him, no violence, but no. He was mean and decided to still terrorize the children. I was so mad. Now it was time for me to take action and destroy this evil Zora, the evil, BROWN, mutated Zora.

"Hey! MR. ZORA GUY!" I yelled, catching his attention.

"I TRIED TO REASON WITH YOU, BUT NOW I HAVE TO TAKE ACTION, SO FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!! THE WRATH OF MY RUBBERBAND!!!"

With that, I got out my rubber band, oh so gracefully. I positioned it on my hand so that I could aim for the monster and bring it down with one shot. After it was in place, I was ready to take down that monster. I let the rubber band go. It went so far, about 3 feet from where I was to reach the giant Zora. I guess he was walking pretty slowly.

The rubber band soared through the air and hit the Zora on the back of his neck, causing a great stinging sensation. He dropped the child and fell into the lake, screaming with pain and agony and confusion, I suppose..I almost felt bad for him.

The Zora had melted from the water and turned out to be a stupid butterfly. Yeah, A BUTTERFLY!!! How the heck did that happen? Idunno, but it did.

Suddenly, I realized the children weren't completely safe so I searched for them. I found the two boys, who were dropped from 60 feet up and were now on the ground. The girl was fortunate enough to land in the lake..well, actually, later I found out it wasn't so fortunate because she couldn't swim, but she made it safely anyway.

Now, all the children had a few bruises, well, BIG bruises and were a bit confused but they were now safe. They all went home, though their sense of direction was a bit strange because they kept heading for the lake. HUMANS DON'T LIVE IN LAKES!!! Right? I ended up leading Johnny, Suzy, and Otis home (Yeah they have names, as I learned!). The rubber band had saved the day! YAY RUBBER BAND!!!

That is the end of that story, but I have so many more to tell! So BEWARE! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Midnight: Wow, I made Link look stupid..

Muse: But, FUNNY! Sort of...

Midnight: PLEASE REVIEW!!! And if you want, you can give me some ideas and I'll dedicate the chapter to you!

Muse: Yay!!!