A Collection of Hearts

Fanbase: Homestuck

Rating: Anywhere from K to T, I'm sticking with T.

Summary: A bunch of one-sentence prompts with pairings brought to you by the random pairing generator. I was given a word, and whatever I thought of for that word I was supposed to write down. I wrote these a couple months ago, so some things might not be up to date.

A/N: A lot of these are crack, and pretty much all of them are Redrom. Enjoy the shittastic crack? :D

Disclaimer: I am not Huss Master. I do own one of his comics, though. You should all go read Whistles the Starlight Calliope.

Instrumental, John 3 Dave: Dave knows when he hears the soft sound of John's piano, he is home.

Roses, Kanaya 3 Rose: Just by the flustered look on Kanaya's face, you know what kind of flowers she has- Roses for Rose.

Kingdom, Heir! John 3 Karkat: As much as he hates admitting it, Karkat knows he loves the prince too much to ever leave his side.

Grandeur, Aradia 3 Tavros: Tavros' hive was nothing special- a respiteblock, a wasteblock, a nutritionblock, and one extra- but that was fine by Aradia. She didn't need grandeur.

Mythical, Nepeta 3 Dave: Dave supposes he could follow the cute little catgirl on her magical roleplay adventures. Ironically, of course.

Celestial, Nepeta =3 Gamzee: While Gamzee payed thanks to miracles, Neeta felt their kismestitude was written in the stars.

Bravado, Vriska ? Gamzee (I wasn't sure which quadrant to put this in): 'Man, sober this kid up,' thought Vriska, 'We could be unstoppable.'

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Lick, Terezi 3 John (No joke, this is what I was given, before the pairing was even generated. XD): Terezi adored just licking John's glasses, much to his discomfort. Well, it wasn't her fault his eyes tasted so enticingly of blueberry.

Frown, Sollux =3 John: John is always such a noisy bastard, and more often than not, it disturbs Sollux's coding attempts. Sollux wants to flip his shit, but he's learned to control his temper to the point where all he offers is a very, very annoyed frown.

Dream, Jade 3 Feferi: Feferi will always be there to help Jade with her science, and Jade wouldn't dare keep feferi from her dreams.

Philosophy, Kanaya Karkat: The small, grumpy troll was almost impossible to explain philosophy to. He filled every open space with colorful explicatives, mostly 'THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!'s. Yet Kanaya kept on trying. She would not have a non-enlightened idiot for a moirail.

Wish, Eridan=3 Kanaya: "I Wish You'd Shut Up Once, Eridan." "And I wwish you wweren't my apprentice, Kan, but wwe don't alwways get wwhat wwe wwant."

Rose Feferi, Boundaries: Rose is certain that, over time, she wil be able to teach Feferi the difference between 'cute and bubbly' and 'obnoxious and smothering'.

Roxy 3 Jane, Wine: Martinis are more Roxy's thing, but she'll switch to gentler wine when Jane is around, in hopes that she'll remember it the next day.

Jane =3 Karkat, Mercy: "Ah, fuck, let me go, you psycho fucker! All I said was Crocker Corps makes shitty box cakes!" Jane will never show him mercy.

Equius 3 Aradia, Easy- Slowly, Aradia is learning it is just easier to ignore resentment and love him back.

And that's the last of them! I'm actually pretty happy with how they came out. And I know I broke the one-sentence rule a few times but sshhhhhh no that was not a thing that happened. You're lying. Actually funny story, at one point I got Jake English 3 Jake English and my only thought was "I don't think I'll be able to do that in one sentence." XD