Yay! I wrote another fan-fic! *confetti*….Okay, this is stupid…
Anyways, I don't own any of the characters. Enjoy!

~A BUMP IN THE HEAD~

" YOU STUPID ERO KAPPA!!!"

"SHADDAP YOU BAKASARU!!!!!!!"

"SNAP OUT OF IT OR I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU!!"

As usual, the four men of Saiyuki, Genjyo Sanzo, Son Goku, Sha Gojyo and Cho Hakkai journeying to the West after a short stop at a village nearby.

….But now, they're travelling by foot.

"Ne, Hakkai, I'm really tired… And Gojyo is making it worst!! When is Hakuryuu gonna get better?" asked the shortest of them all with hoping golden eyes.

"You won't be that tired if both of you just STOP QUARELLING!!" Sanzo, almost shouting, glared at both of the culprits. Though, he has to admit he is kind of tired by now, thanks to them.

"Ooooohh, the holy monk is angry~~ I'm sooo scared~~~~~~," Gojyo smirked.

Sanzo was about to make a hole with his Smith&Wesson gun in Gojyo's head before Hakkai steps in the conversation with a smile.

"Now, now… I really agree with Sanzo this time, if all of you just stop fighting, we won't feel too tired. And Hakuryuu's fever is getting better. I hope he'll be well by tomorrow, ne, Hakuryuu?" Hakkai patted the little white dragon which is resting on his shoulders.

"Kyuuuu…." replied Hakuryuu, trying to sound cheery so not to make his master worry.

So, the four of them continued on their journey, in silence after being threaten by Hakkai's death smile, but, of course, not for long…

"I'll bet you it's the red one!!" Goku shouted to the red head.

"And what makes you think they're so smart to win the game?? Hmm???" Gojyo said in a matter-of-factly tone.

"Stop shouting about that stupid game show!!!" Sanzo take out his paper fan.

Both Goku and Sanzo make a run after they realized they were chased by a crazy monk with a deadly 'weapon'.

"Hakkai! Help! We have a serial killer on the loose!!" Gojyo purposely shouted, trying to heat up the situation.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR SURE!!!" This time, Sanzo take out his Smith&Wesson.

"No wonder Sanzo never let them watch TV," Hakkai sighed.

The chasing scene goes on for a while. Then, all of the sudden…

"THUMP!"

Goku and Gojyo stopped running and turned around to the direction where the 'Thump!' sound is, before realizing that Sanzo wasn't chasing them anymore. Goku and Gojyo ran towards the direction they think the sound was from.

Hakkai, too, ran towards the direction only to met up with Gojyo and Goku in the opposite direction, and in between them—Sanzo. Except that Sanzo is now on the ground, face-flat. All three of them tried hard not to laugh. Seeing the monk in that position is rather…astonishing.

"Sanzo, you okay?" Hakkai's question broke up the silence.

No reaction.

"Hey…Sanzo?" Gojyo asked.

Still, Sanzo didn't budge.

"Sanzo?? Sanzo??!!!" Goku cried, kneeling next to Sanzo, shooking his body. Sanzo didn't move one bit. Both Gojyo and Hakkai were stunned with what's happening before them. "Sanzo!!! Hakkai??!" Goku, almost in tears, shouted for the healer's help. Hakkai snapped back to reality and knelt beside Sanzo as well. He turned Sanzo's body, only to find a small cut and a slight bump on his forehead. Hakkai examined the ground. 'This is bad, his head hit directly at the pointy stone. I just hope it's not going to get even worse,' Hakkai thought to himself. He uses his chi on the wound, so to prevent internal blooding.

"Sanzo's gonna be alright, right?" Goku asked, his hands clutching Sanzo's sleeves, his watery-eyes on Sanzo's face.

"Just shaddap ya saru! There's no way a stupid rock like that could kill that stupid monk!" Gojyo shouted at Goku. He also is worried about Sanzo.

"But—but— ,"

"It's going to be okay, Goku. It's getting dark. It's about 6 hours drive to the next town. So, I think it's better for us to camp here for the night, okay?" Hakkai said to Goku.

"Um..,"he nodded.

"And, of course we can't leave Sanzo in the middle of the trail like this. Help me, Gojyo."

"Tch. Fine," Gojyo carried Sanzo on his back while Hakkai sets up the sleeping bags in a clearing, not far from where the incident happens.


Nightfall. Utter silence. Sanzo is still unconscious. Goku, still in sobs, slept on his body. "Sanzo…," the saru whispers in his sleep.

"Man…He really got that saru worried sick about him!" Gojyo commented. He is leaning against a tree, puffing another smoke of nicotine in the humid air, with Hakkai beside him.

"Yes, he has gotten all of us worried," Hakkai smiled.

"And what do you mean by that?" Gojyo gave another puff and glared at him.

"Why, it's obvious, isn't it?" Hakkai replied, motioning at an anthill of cigarette-butts next to him.

"Tch. Just shaddap, Hakkai.." Gojyo threw another cigarette-butt onto his anthill, turned his back towards Hakkai and lay down to sleep.

Hakkai shifted his sight from Gojyo to Sanzo and Goku, and then towards Hakuryuu. 'I really hope it's not going to be worse than this,' Hakkai thought and comfortably leaned to the tree to sleep.

+END CHAPTER+


Lol, I'm not even done with the KH yet but now I'm working with a new fan-fic…xp
There's gonna be a small crossover in the next chapter~~~~
Tell me what you think! And please make it nice, I'm new around here…*puppy-eyes*

Sorry for my bad English, it's not my main language… I may have to re-edit this as well....