The Mutant Harry Potter Chronicles
Fireworks are dangerous children
The hall was filled with stunned children, they knew Dumbldorof would be giving a lecture on fireworks safety but this was insane. Harry with his hand shaking continued to place the firecrackers inside Dumbdorfs eyelids crying as he did so, it's alright Harry your doing great just make sure the fuses are on the outside of my lids when you crazy glue them together. Harry placed the last of the fireworks inside his headmasters eyes and then applied a line of crazy glue across each lid, thinking the worst was over Dumbldorf then proceed to tell harry to stick two m eighties on the front of each of his eyes, and also two bags of razor blades he had laid out on the table.
The children grew silent as the headmaster called Trembling Harry a homo and to light the fuses, with a whoosh and a roaring flame Harry lit the fuses and bolted for the cover of under one of the long tables, the fuse was quick and with a thunderous roar the fireworks exploded on Dumbldorfs face, sending bone shrapnel and brain matter splattering all over the running children. Razor blades pierced Ron's face and neck, and Hermione had one the headmaster's eye balls imbedded in her cleavage.
The screams were terrifying as the children trampled each other to death running from the great dining hall, a young boy frozen in fear watched as the headmaster stumbled blindly to the table in front of him and grabbed two pieces of petrified horse shit, sensing the boy Dumbldorf told him to come to him and help him shove the two pieces of shit into the holes were his eyes and brain used to rest.
Harry up from under the table yelled to the young boy to stop, but he was too late, the boy shoved the pieces of shit into Dumbldorfs eyes and screamed as the head master grabbed him around the neck and began to strangle him to death. Harry with a flying leap kicked the headmaster, catching the petrified piece of shit, causing it to tear right through the back of Dumbldorfs head killing him instantly.
Grabbing the boy Harry turned to him and said I guess he was right fireworks are dangerous.
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