T.V shows and plans
This story is a sequel if you haven't read 'itahi's wrinkles' then you might not understand what's going on. So plz read that before reading this story. R&R
"GET ME OUT!, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Pein yelled from behind the bars.(still in his pink-chibi-konan pjs)
"silence!" ordered a police officer that was passing by
Pein: "shut up!"
p.o: "you're the one talking"
pein: "well, I'm pein aka pain, so you will do what I say!"
p.o: "no, pein.."
pein: o.o "how do you know my name?"
p.o: "what's wrong with you!"
pein: "GET ME OUT!" falls to the floor and act as if he's dead
p.o: -.- walks away
pein: pout "that worked when I didn't want to go to school" turns around and sit on the floor at the side with crossed arms and legs.
Zabuza: "oh-hey!"
Pein: "whatever" staring at the wall
Zabuza: "so, pein?"
Pein: nodes
Zabuza: "I'm zabuza, I'm here because I stole a tomato from some kid earlier, how the hell would I know that he'll get into a fit and destroys the village"
Pein: -.- staring at the wall still trying to remember where he heard zabuza's name before, then 0.0! "AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!?" clinging from the top of the bars.
Zabuza: shrugs "I am"
Pein: "b-b-b-b-b-bbbb-but how, where, what!" climbing higher and clinging from the ceiling with his face totally drained of color.
Zabuza: "and your point is?"
Pein: "GET ME OUT!" with anime tears
(3 hours later)
Pein: T T still on the ceiling
Zabuza: bored -.- "when are you coming down?"
Pein: "when they let me out"
Zabuza: -.-
Pein: "or now" staring at his hands that are numb by now and are slipping bit by bit…."THUD"
Zabuza: "you ok…. I mean you alive?" with hopeful eyes
Pein: "yeah" on his head
Zabuza: "damn! I thought that you'll be my new friend"
Pein: "…." . "KONAAAAAAAAAAN!"
At the HQ
Konan: "achoo! I feel like I'm forgetting something" drinking tea, after 2-minutes "aaah! I remembered, my favorite t.v show, prison break(irony)" runs to the living room then pause "hmm prison break, ugh I feel like I'm forgetting something" light bulb "aha! Chips" runs to the kitchen.
Itachi: sitting on the couch watching rurouni kenshin
Konan: walks in "get out, I wanna watch prison break"
Itachi: o.o
Konan:?
Itachi: "aren't you supposed to be in konoha trying to save our leader
Konan: -.- "oops!" throws the chips at itachi and runs out
Itachi: smirk "hmm chips, and I didn't have to go to the kitchen to get it"
Konan: walks in quickly and grabs the chips then plops down on the couch and changes the channel
Itachi?
Konan: "I'll go between commercials" eats chips
Itachi; pouts
At konoha's prison
Pein: staring, at the corner far away from zabuza
Zabuza: "hey! Don't be so quiet, talk!"
Pein: "you're dead, so I'm not talking to you"
Zabuza: "touché"
Pein: "I'm getting out of here."
Zabuza: "and what do you need, I can get you anything you need from the other prisoners"
Pein: "a plan"
Zabuza: falls over
Pein: " ooh! I know! I'll get a map tattooed on my back then get out" (saw it on prison break when konan made him watch)
Zabuza: "and how are you suppose to see it when it's on your back?"
Pein: "no, I meant that I want to get a map shaped tattoo on my back before I get out, y'know a souvenir
Zabuza: "…."
A police officer walks by then stops in-front of the cell and turns to them
P.O (police officer): pull out key
Pein: suddenly in-front of the door
P.O: opens the door "you're released"
Pein: "FINALLY!" tries to walk out
P.O: stops pein and looks at zabuza "not you pein, zabuza c'mon I don't have all day!"
Zabuza: walks out "bye pein, nice meeting ya"
P.O: closes door then leave
Pein: "hey, wait a second, if you're really dead then how come you're released?"
Zabuza: laughs nervously and rubs back of his head "well…ahehe...y'see, I'm not dead, I just said that to keep you away because I wasn't comfortable with being in a closed-small-room with the akatsuki leader"
Pein: confused….evil smile and shadowed eyes
Zabuza: jumps back "I'm sorry" bows frantically again and again
Pein: "ok" back to normal "but first, go to konan in……and tell her that if she doesn't get me out soon then I won't give her PJS back" evil smile again
Zabuza: "you're wearing a woman's PJS?"
Pein: vein pop "because tobi burned my PJs while he was washing them"
Zabuza: -.- "how?"
Pein: "I have no idea, last year he froze the HQ by accident in the middle of the summer" shrugs "c'mon go tell konan"
Zabuza: "ok" walks out and toward the HQ
(in the HQ)
itachi: runs behind konan around the living room
konan: runs faster around the couch
deidara: walks in "hn? Mmm, why are you running around the couch? Un"
itachi: ignores deidara
konan: ignores deidara and runs faster
deidara: "HEY! DO NOT IGNORE THE PRETIESTR AKATSUKI MEMBER un!"
sasori: out of nowhere and at deidara's left "itachi is the prettiest"
kisame: node-node "definitely" out of nowhere at deidara's right
deidara: "damn uchihas! Un!"
(at konoha)
Sasuke: trips, fall on his face
20 fangirls with orochimaru in disguise as a fangirl: "sasuke kuuun! Are you alright?" runs toward him
Naruto: in-front of sasuke laughing
Sasuke: still on his face
2-minutes later
Naruto: flying over konoha and lands in gaara's office
Fangirls: kidnap sasuke and run away
Sasuke: "HELP!" looks down to see orochimaru among the fangirls that are carrying him up in the air 0.0 "NII-SAAAAAN!"
(gaara's office in suna)
Gaara: -.- "n-naruto?"
Naruto: landed in the chair in-front of the kazekage "hello gaara!"
Gaara: " how much did it take for you to arrive at suna?"
Naruto: "two minutes"
Gaara: "how!?"
Naruto: "sasuke-fan-girl-no jutsu"
Gaara: -.-'' "OMG, thank god it wasn't itachi's fangirls or you would be in another universe right now"
Naruto: "LOL"
Gaara: -.-''
(back to the HQ)
Itachi :still running behind konan
Konan: still running around the couch
Sasori, deidara, kisame: sitting on the couch
Kisame: "why is itachi-san running after her anyway?"
Deidara: "dunno un!"
Sasori: "maybe they can't decide who will go and save our leader"
The three look at konan's hand
"or they're fighting on the remote"
Zetsu: enters the room "have you seen tobi?"
Everyone: freeze "OH-NO! WE HAVE TO GO TO KONOHA BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING STUPID!"
The three stood up off the couch
Zabuza: sitting on the couch "can you move a little, I can't watch the T.V like this!"
Every one: "AAAH! Where did you come from?!"
Zabuza: "you have to save pein, bye"
Everyone: "who are you? Never mind, tobi and konoha means world's end"
(in konoha's police station)
Pein: standing on a ladder that came out of nowhere in the middle of the cell and preparing to hang himself.
Tobi: standing at the door "hello!"
Pein: flies down the ladder and try to strangle tobi, but couldn't because of the bars between them
Tobi: "hello pein-san" –chibi-good-boy-mode
Pein: fake smile "hello tobi, why don't you come in?" in a fake sweet voice 'then I'll strangle you'
Tobi: "okay" opens the door without the key
Pein: o.o "how did you do that?"
Tobi: " I pulled it?"
Pein: "but you don't have the key!"
Tobi: "it was open"
Pein: bangs head on the wall
Tobi: "c'mon lets go"
Pein: "yeah!" tries to run outside but noticed that the door is closed "tobi!...why is it c-c-c-closed!?"
Tobi: "I felt cold so I closed it"
Pein: -.-' tries to open the door to find it locked "tobi…"
Tobi: "yes?" back away
Pein: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" runs behind tobi around the cell
tobi: " tobi is bad, muahaha" then cries when pein gets closer
I hope you liked this chapie….review plz, save tobi!!
