If you've even bothered to click on the link to come to this page, then first of all, THANK YOU. I'm a big fan of Slayers, particularly Xelloss, Zelas & Dolphin (though I know very little of the latter 2).

This is my 2nd ficcy on Ffnet, my earlier one being unfinished (I'll get to it when I get inspiration).

I was wondering what the Slayers would write to one another if they had e-mail, and this is what I got! I'll be adding more soon if I get reviews. You can flame me all you want - all flames will be used to torture Xelly-chan~ *hugs Xelly*

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From: Naga the White Serpent naga@hohohohoho.com

To: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com

Subject: Lacking assets?

Lina:

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO……

It is I, Naga, your most feared opponent! I know you've always been jealous of my breasts, so I decided to be nice and give you a one in a lifetime offer!

Be defeated by me and I shall give you the secret formula for big breasts that your man will lust after!

-Naga

PS: It really works!!!

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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com

To: Amelia Wil Tesla Seryuun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn

Subject: Cure

Dear Amelia,

I'm writing to apologize for not being able to come to your birthday ball. I know I promised, and I know how much you've been looking forward to this reunion, but I got a tip from someone the other day about a possible cure. Maybe this is finally it! I can transform back into a human!

Strangely though, the guy looked kind of familiar…

Until next time,

Zelgadiss

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From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com

To: Naga the White Serpent naga@hohohohoho.com

Subject: RE: Lacking assets?

Dear Naga:

I'd be happy to take up your offer. But first, I've got a present for you. Just open the attached file.

Friends 4 eva!!!! ^__^

Attached: dragonslavevirus.doc

PS: It's not a virus. Really.

-Lina

The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme

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From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com

To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@ jellyfish.org

Subject: IMPORTANT: READ THIS OR DIE

Gourry,

I hope I've got your full attention here because if you delete this e-mail before reading it like you did last time, I will Dragon Slave your ass to Sairaag. I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

Anyways. There's this reaaaaallly rich guy whose got this HUGE gold statue worth MILLION$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!! But his security's tight, so I've arranged ourselves as "hired consorts" tomorrow night. Don't worry about the details, like the fact that you'll be dressing up as a woman for a little while, or that the guy's old and senile. We'll just take the statue when we see it and make a run. Piece of cake! ^__^

Think of all the food we could eat from selling that statue! Plus, you can be "Lala" again! Weehee~

Reply ASAP so I know you haven't deleted this e-mail.

-Lina

The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme