Some idea I got after thinking of The Perfect Run. Enjoy.
He was ready to do the final star.
241 Stars.
9999 Star Bits.
Lubba was happy at this. "Har har! You are now ready to do the hardest of all areas – The Grandmaster Galaxy's Perfect Run!"
"What makes it so hard?", Mario asked.
"Oh! You have one life!"
"Very funny Lubba, I know your sense of jokes, but is this a huge joke?"
"No. I am serious!"
"...Oh."
"And since the Grandmaster Galaxy is hard as it looks, well, have fun!"
"What do you mean?"
"I heard that one person went to do that level. He has never been seen again."
"Wow..."
"But with your mad skills, I know you can beat it!"
"Thanks Lubba."
"No problem."
Later...
Mario saw the level around him. Just a 2D platforming level that he was used to back years ago. He saw a Yoshi Egg near him and spinned and went on Yoshi. He was ready to do a challenge when he saw the red tint and his life bar. 1 life.
"Damn you Daredevil comets..."
"I know we can do this, Mario!"
"Now let's a go, Yoshi!"
After that, Yoshi hit a bomb and Mario died. Just as he felt he was about to go into the afterlife, he was suddenly at the starting point, where Mario had 1 more life.
"Hmm...I could get some lives."
He went back to the Supermassive Galaxy to get 99 lives and went through the Perfect Run again...only to die multiple times.
After having only one life left, Mario was ready to ragequit.
"GAHHH! WHO WAS THE ONE WHO DESIGNED THIS GALAXY? SHIGERU MIYAMOTO? GRAHH...WHY DOES IT HAVE SO PEACEFUL MUSIC WHEN IT IS LITERALLY HELL!...breathe Mario, breathe. I know I can do this."
He actually went through the level and got to the end where Rosalina was waiting.
"Huh...finally."
"Whoa, Mario. You got all of the power stars in the game. Thanks for doing all the levels."
"Can't I get something more?"
Rosalina groaned and gave Mario a kiss.
"Thanks."
"Your welcome. See you in Super Mario 3D Land. No wait – in the Starship Mario."
Mario got the final star and saw Rosalina in the Faceship – no wait, Starship Mario.
"Whoa, Mario! You actually got the lady of the cosmos to come!"
"Yep. Well, Luma, we did a good job, yep?"
"$%&! (Yep!)"
And thus, 3 months later, Mario found the Stone Leaf.
The End.
Yeah, I got this idea after thinking. Haha. Be happy. Yeah, ragequits are going to happen if you want to play The Perfect Run. Call your doctor if you are ready to play it.
