Dedicated to Prunell2015 (a guest who's made me smile).


"Don't forget the pie!" Dean groaned as he watched his brother leave the bunker. He sniffed and rubbed his nose, raising a lip in disgust.

He hated being sick. Sam always treated him like a child. As if he couldn't care for himself.

"Tch," Dean huffed, getting up off o the couch.

"Sam told you to stay put," Castiel said, making his presence known.

"Jesus!"

"No." Castiel said. "Dean-"

"I have to take a pee, Cas. I can make it to the bathroom and back. Sam'll never know."

"I'll go with you."

"No!" Dean yelped. "Hell no! Cas, I'm not a baby."

"Sam would want for you to be safe."

"It's the bathroom! What the hell would happen to me while I'm in the bathroom?"

"You could slip in the shower."

"I'm taking a pee." Dean groaned, bringing a his palm to his forehead. "Look, I'll be right back."

Castiel gave him a dubious look but made no other arguments.

Funny enough, Dean slipped and fell in the toilet, getting his butt stuck in the seat. He let out a long string of curses and struggled to get up.

His struggles were to no avail.

"Fuck. CAS!"

The angel was in the bathroom with a loud whoosh. "Yes Dean?"

Dean's face turned red. "I'm stuck."

Castiel vanished and returned with a camera. He clicked a picture and then helped Dean out. "What did I tell you, Dean?"

"Shut up." Dean grumbled. "What's the picture for?"

"Sam."

"Cas!" He turned around quickly, not taking into account how close the angel was to him. Their lips touched. Dean pulled back. "Never mind."


Hehehe! I'm evil XD laugh your ass off! I know I did as I wrote this. ~Cat.