A/N :Ciaossu ,minna! Thank you for reading my very first fic .Pls review after you read to tell me what you think. I would also like to thank my brother Hayato, la Pianissima and blackfeather9 for giving me ideas for this fic.
Disclaimer :I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Chapter 1:April Fool's!
"Yawwnn…It's so boring these days da mono ne…"whined a certain green-headed Lightning guardian while lounging on his couch. He had slept till he was wide awake, and he already ate every single sweet or chocolate in his personal sweet stash. Heck, he even tried to annoy Alaude out of boredom. The result: one very pissed off Alaude and one seriously injured Giotto(who got bitten to death trying to defend Lampo).
"Then why don't you play a prank on the other masters tomorrow? It's April Fool's Day." a maid who was passing by suggested ."Eh, that's not such a bad idea. Thanks ,uh…Maria?"Lampo tried to thank the maid. She just smiled and walked away.
Lampo started to walk to his room so he could think up a prank that could even make G go red in the face. Just then, Lampo noticed a book in G's room."Arre, I didn't know the pink-headed octopus kept a diary. Oh well, maybe my prank can wait ."He picked up G's diary and began to read.
"Eh, G's real name was Gabriel ?No wonder G didn't like Giotto calling his real name…Arre, Giotto had a crush on the ice-cream seller's daughter before? Interesting…..".Suddenly, Lampo heard G storming down the hallway cursing God knows who.
"Oh no ,if the pink-headed octopus sees me with his diary, I'm toast! Gotta hide…" Lampo looked around but there was nowhere to hide. He had no choice but to hang outside the window ledge with his fingers.
"God, what the hell did the damn maid bring me ?The water's boiling hot,I wanted it warm, damn it!" G grabbed the glass and poured it over the window ledge…right on top of Lampo! Lampo wanted to scream but he kept his mouth shut.
After G left the room ,Lampo tried to climb up…only to find he was only a few feet off the ground. He could have let go of the ledge and land safely on the ground .He groaned .Well,at least the diary was safe. He was just about to go back to his room when he noticed more diaries in every body's rooms, even those belonging to Alaude and Daemon. Great, now Lampo had more entertainment while planning for his prank.
A few hours later, Lampo's master plan was done. He made a few preparations before going to bed .He couldn't wait to see their faces when they got pranked the next morning.
The next morning, Lampo put vinegar in the other guardians's milk glasses before breakfast .He waited for a reaction but nothing happened. Lampo got suspicious and took a sip from G's glass when everyone had left the dining table. As for the result, let's just say it was as sour as two, no, five lemons combined.
What Lampo didn't know was, Giotto and the others were laughing their heads off outside the dining room, even Alaude. What Lampo had no idea was that the others had saw through his tricks earlier.
Flashback
Last night…
"Oh god, where's my diary?!"Giotto had practically turned his room upside down trying to look for his diary. Giotto ruffled his hair in frustration. Suddenly, the door to Giotto's room was busted open and in charged all the guardians, minus Lampo ,of course .Giotto made a mental note to fix the door later.
"Giotto, do you know where the fucking hell has my diary gone?!"
"Maa maa G, there's no need to shout you know, my diary's gone missing too."
"I don't fucking care whose diary is gone ,flute freak!"
"MY EXTREME DIARY IS EXTREMELY MISSING!"
"Nufufufu, Giotto ,have you taken my diary?"
"I'll arrest whoever took my diary…"Alaude said with a murderous aura surrounding him.
Giotto looked up in frustration and noticed Lampo was missing ."Guys, you do know who's missing right?". Everybody scanned the room and immediately understood .They immediately stormed off to Lampo's room.
At Lampo's room, they found Lampo's April Fool's prank blueprints on his study table."Nufufufu, April Fool's eh? I still remember the day I switched Alaude's cologne with sakura scented perfume…."Daemon chuckled, earning a glare from the pissed off Alaude."Hey guys ,I say we play a prank on the ahoushi too."G suggested with a smirk on his face. Everybody immediately agreed. Lampo had always been a pain in the neck so why not be a pain in the neck back?
The next morning…
"Uhh…Giotto, what are you doing with those chunks of ice?"Asari asked with a look on his face. "Oh, remember what Lampo was supposed to do next? I heard putting ice in your mouths will numb your taste buds, so you won't feel a thing in the milk glass." explained Giotto.
Everybody had no choice but to put the small chunk of ice in their mouths to numb their senses. And it worked. They couldn't even taste the milk at all. And the rest…well ,you know what happened.
Flashback ends
All day long, they made Lampo's pranks backfire onto himself. The whoopee cushion in Giotto's seat had been switched to Lampo's seat . The fake scythe Lampo tried to put In Daemon's cupboard ended up chasing him instead. Even Asari switched all the clothes in Lampo's cupboards with Elena's.
Lampo had no idea about their tricks until dinnertime. Everybody saw Lampo's 'I give up, now stop pranking me'face and started laughing till tears flowed down their face. Asari was kind enough to tell Lampo the truth. Lampo wanted to whine again but then he sensed a deadly aura coming from all the guardians(yes, including the easygoing ,happy-go-lucky Asari Ugetsu).
Lampo turned and tried to make a run for the door but was stopped by Maria." How could you Maria? You were the one that suggested me to do all of this!"Lampo whined."Sorry, they gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. And by the way, my name's Sakura, not Maria." Sakura said and Lampo sweared he saw a smirk on her face.
Before Lampo could even budge a millimeter, Giotto pinned his feet to the ground with Zero Point Breakthrough-First Edition and began to make Lampo feel like hell for stealing his diary. When he was finished, he motioned for the other guardians to take their turn in beating up Lampo.
"Uh, guys you are coming one at a time, right?"Lampo asked which obviously had 'no' for an answer." Have fun dodging our attacks then ."G smirked and everybody pulled out their weapons.
"G's Archery!"
"Asari Ugetsu's Four Irregular Swords!"
"Alaude's Handcuffs!"
"Nufufufu ,Daemon Spade's Deck of Cards!"
"KNUCKLE'S MAXIMUM BREAK!"
"Oh shit,I'm officially a doomed person…"Lampo mumbled as the five guardians charged towards him with their weapons and began assassinating him…oops, did I say assassinate, I meant torturing.
A few hours later…
"Oof! Ouch! Ow! G, please!OUCHIE!"Lampo was still being beaten up by the still pissed off guardians(except for Asari who had enough mercy to stop 5 minutes ago…before continuing)."Umm… Master Giotto ,shouldn't they stop? They've been doing this since dinner time, it's two in the morning now." "Nah, leave them. Lampo's much stronger than you think ."Giotto dismissed the comment with a wave of his hand.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Giotto, please! Ow ,Ouch ,guys !Oof!"Lampo pleaded only to get beaten up .Sakura sweatdropped at her masters violent behavior. Oh well, at least she'd get a vacation later.
A/N: The end! So, how was it? Please review and thank you for reading my chapter. Suggestions for the next chapter are always welcome. Ciao ciao!
