Disclaimer: I do not in anyway own CSI or any of it's characters.

Response to the November 1 Unbound Improv Challenge. First and last lines given.

Grissom and Greg work a scene together.

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"You're kidding. Grissom?" Greg asked.

"Well if you don't believe me, take a look for your self." Grissom said.

Greg walked into the bedroom where David was processing the DB.

He could only stare in disbelief.

"Good Lord! What on earth is he wearing?"

"Glow-in-the-dark hip-waders. They appear to be full of orange marmalade and lumpy mashed potatoes."

"Is that a leather bra he's wearing?"

"Yes. It's full of some strange brown stuff. Possibly pudding."

"If you think that's strange, take a look at this." David said pointing to the man's bicep.

Greg leaned over, and read the words tattooed in the large pink heart. "Pee Wee Herman is a fox."

"Well, it's now official," Greg said, "I've seen everything."

Grissom just smiled. "Be careful what you say Greg. Things just get stranger when you say things like that."

"How on earth could it get any stranger?"

"I remember a case where the victim was beaten to death with a 20 pound bag of live squid."

"I stand corrected."

Grissom just smiled and handed Greg a couple of specimen jars.

"Here Greg, get a sample of the stuff in his hip-waders and bra and get it to Trace.

"Why on earth do you want me to collect this stuff?"

Grissom sighed and said "Just don't get it all over your desk, or they'll wonder what's been going on in there."