Vocaloid: House of Madness. House of Safety. House of the Insane
Contains harsh language, Fan service, implied sexual behavior, and blood. Read with Caution. Have Fun
Female House Cast:
Rin Kagamine Act 2 02: The newcomer, Code Name: Tokyo Teddy Bear
Meiko 1: The Motherly One, Code Name: Nostalgia
SF-A2 Miki: The Android-ish One, Code Name: Insane
Gumi Megpoid: The Sister, Code Name: 10 Faced
Lily 0678: The Closed Up One, Code Name: ERROR++
SeeU KJ: The Animal Lover, Code Name: Hide & Seek
Sonika Yama: The Westerner, Code Name: Lavender
Merli 111: The Fairy Girl, Code Name: Dark Fairy
Ring Suzune: The Normal One, Code Name: Daisy
Male House Cast:
Len Kagamine Append 02: The 'Bad' Boy, Code Name: Dream Eater
Oliver Eye4: The Injured Kid, Code Name: Circus Monster
Lui Hibiki 000?: The Voiceless One (until later one)/Realistic one, Code Name: Delayed
Kaito 302: The Big Dreamer, Code Name: Cantarella
Mikuo GB01: The Teaser, Code Name: Ievan
Yuma VY2: The Hot Stuff, Code Name: Samurai
Piko Utatane 048: The Underappreciated one, Code Name: Shota
Rinto Act2 GB2: The Laidback One, Code Name: Purple Butterfly
Kyo ZOLA: The Cool Guy, Code Name: SOAR
Employed House Cast:
Big Al: House Co-Owner, Code Name: Frankenstein
Prima: House Co-Owner, Code Name: Soprano
Mayu: Daughter (oldest), Code Name: Yandere Psycho
Matcha: Daughter (Youngest), Code Name: Green Tea
Kiyoteru Hiyama: Tutor/Teacher, Code Name: Apples
Yan He: Counselor, Code Name: Soap
Luo Tianyi: The Maid, Code Name: The Doll
Luka Megurine: Cook, Code Name: Friendly Answer
Akikoloid: Maid 2, Code Name: Shop of Music
Galaco: Maid 3, Code Name: Rainbows
Zunko Tohoku: Teacher/Tutor 2, Code Name: Shrine girl
Chapter 1: Tokyo Teddy Bear Arrives
The harsh sound of pitter-pattering rain echoed the city of Sapporo. Rin Kagamine sat in an old cardboard box from a fridge, staring at a poster of a famous star. Her black and pink hood fell over her pale face as she gawked at it. Damn…I wanna be like Miku Hatsune…I want the fame…the glory…the money…. She looked at her black scuffed boots. …The friends…recognition…popularity… "Waughh!" The lid collapsed from the rainwater and spilled onto her. The water was cold, as expected in the autumn seasons.
Rin crawled out of the soaked box, deeming it useless. She found a holey blue umbrella in a trashcan, and opened it up. She didn't want her cotton coat-dress to be anymore wet than it was… Where…to go…Left? Right? …I should the follow the arrows… She looked left, then right, deeming which way would be the luckiest to go. She saw a soaked poster stuck to a fire hydrant to the left, and went left. She carefully plucked the poster off, and read it silently.
…The Home for Vocaloids….When you feel Un-loved, and alone, fellow Vocaloids can rejoice in a haven….It's nearby…Wouldn't hurt to see it…right?
Rin continued going to left through the dreary city until she reached the black gates of the Home. She looked through the wet bars: A large estate built with bricks, looking odd with the fancy buildings. It had a lot of windows, and a fountain out front. She noticed a button, and pressed it. The gates slowly swung open, as if inviting her in. Rin took the opportunity and walked in, the gates closing behind her. Suddenly, a long pink haired woman in a black maid dress came out with a red umbrella, and noticed her.
"Oh my! You must have buzzed…!" The maid noticed her drenched coat, "Oh my! How long have you been out in this god awful weather?"
"…All day…?" Rin was shocked by her concern. The maid gasped, worried.
"Get inside miss…please…You could catch a cold or worse!" The maid rushed her inside the estate, Rin gawked at its interior: 3 staircases, a colorful chandelier, many entrances…It was practically a mansion!
The maid took her to one of the doorway entrances: a dining room with a long oak wood dining table with bouquets of flowers and another chandelier. The maid pulled her a chair, and motioned for Rin to sit. The maid pushed it in once she sat.
"My name is Luka, miss. I'll get you some ramen!" Luka called out to another maid, "Akiko! Get this young miss a blanket!" and headed through some black doors. Within minutes, another young woman with tied up pink-red hair in a bun came in with a soft, thick blanket. She also wore a maid dress.
"My name is Akikoloid…or Akiko if you wish to call me so." Akiko introduced herself as she placed the blanket around Rin, "I am but a humble maid. Luka's the top chef in this estate…And you are, miss?"
"…Rin…Rin Kagamine." Rin replied. She snuggled in the warmth of the fluffy soft blanket.
"I will go tell the master and lady we have a new friend." Akiko curtsied and left as Luka came with a bowl of ramen, before heading back into the kitchen. Rin silently slurped the warm Ramen, not caring how hot it was. So...warm…and…delicious…yum….mmmmmmmm….
"…Rin is it? That's a pretty name." "Ahh?" Rin heard the voice of a male, and looked up: A boy similar to her, clinging to the ceiling like some ninja. He had styled blonde hair, and looked down at her with his blue ocean eyes. He gracefully let go of his holding and fell to the floor silently.
"Who the hell are you?!" Rin scrunched up in the chair, glaring at the boy, "H-how long were you up there? You freak!"
"Only for 5 minutes." The boy sat in the chair next to her. Rin shuddered and continued eating, ignoring him, "….You should probably leave now. It'd be wrong to not warn you."
"…Warn me of what?" She slurped a noddle, looking at him, "Compared to the damn box I lived in, this is heaven!"
"…Are you sure?" The Boy peered into her face from a far.
"Positive." Rin slurped another noodle, looking away from him. The Boy shrugged, giving up.
"…Well, I'm Len. Maybe I'll see you around…" He got up and headed to the doors. Rin glanced at him.
"…You live here?" She asked him. Len stopped working, and smirked.
"…Yes. And now you do." Len looked at her, "…Remember…The curious Alice always gets locked away in the end…Be careful…Tokyo Teddy Bear." And left the room. Unnerved by his cryptic words, she kept slurping her soup. Luka came and took the bowl away. Akiko returned.
"Miss Kagamine, please come with me. I'll lead you to your room." Akiko smiled at her. Rin stood up, still clutching the blanket.
"…May I take your coat to dry it?" Akiko noticed the rain soaked coat on her small body. Rin nodded and unbuttoned it. She folded it and handed it to Akikoloid.
"…The right staircase..?" Rin walked up the staircase with the pink and red rug. It led her to a hallway with many rooms. Akiko led her to room 14, and unlocked it.
"This is your room miss! Please have a night's rest!" Akiko left her. Rin closed the door behind her and looked at her new board: a simple bed, white dresser, desk with papers & books, a closet, and a window with yellow curtains. Rin laid on the bed, curling up in her blanket. So warm…I don't know why Len warned me…It's nice here…so nice here…Nothing's wrong…
On the other side of the house, accessed by going up the left staircase, a teenage girl wearing a Lolita black dress holding a stuffed bunny rabbit plush walked into room 13. Len was half asleep on his side, not noticing the intruder. The teen walked over to him, tugging on his shirt. Len quickly sat up in shock.
"…Mayu…?" He squinted. He was tired, and everything was blurry. Mayu smiled.
"C'mon~…" She tugged him off the bed by his shorts, then took him by the hand, dragging him down the hall, the stairs, then went up the middle staircase. Two boys looked out from their doors, watching Len being taken.
"Let go…I'm tired…" Len yawned. He was too tired to beg. Mayu simply giggled.
"It's your night~" Mayu led him to a room with Lolita décor and locked the door. Len leaned against the bed tiredly. Mayu turned to him.
The girl stripped him of his shirt and pushed him on the bed, then threw her bunny at him. He caught it. Mayu grabbed an object from her dresser and sat behind Len seductively. Len shuddered and whined a bit. He knew what she had in his hands. She thinks it's fun here…what a naïve girl…God, I hope she don't die…Then again…she won't have to deal with this yandere psycho….
Len walked down the hall in the early time of morning. He rubbed his slit arm which bled. He was greeted by two other blondes, one with fairer blonde hair, the other with the same shade as Len's. The young light blonde wore red and appeared a bit feminine. The other boy was vaguely similar to Len.
"…the Y.P?" Rinto, the normal blonde, noticed the cut, prompting the question. Although, the answer was obvious.
"Yeah…Though…I did find this…" Len flashed a golden key. Lui, the other boy, smiled, silently cheering. Lui had no voice, no voicebank, and was silent.
"…the room to the scrapped banks?" Rinto was astounded to see it. They weren't allowed to go to that room.
"Yes…So Lui gets his voice!" Len smiled, twirling the key in his hand, "He can use my old one, the act 1."
"…Is that ALL they have? To match his voicetype?" Rinto asked. Lui looked at them as they spoke. Act 1 had issues, which is why Act 2 existed.
"I can tune it to match him. I'd pitch Yukari's old one or something but it'd take too much time to make it manly-ish." Lui looked annoyed by the last words. Len noticed, "…Your item is a damn jump rope, and you're too polite…and don't you dare sign Oliver's polite! It's Oliver's nature to be polite! As determined by headcanons!"
"…Are you saying our personalities are determined by random fans who listen to the stuff people dish out with our software?" Rinto asked, mostly out of sarcasm.
"Yes." Len was serious. Rinto and Lui simply laughed, well Lui's was silent. Len sighed.
"…Let's just plan for this dammit." Len gave up on them, and they retreated to Len's room.
"…Shhh! Don't wake her!" "I'm decorating her room…I won't wake her Ring!" "…So you said to Merli. Merli woke up the whole house, baka." "…Oh foo. Just pass me the streamers." "…What the fuck are you doing in here?" "…Decorating." "It was all Gumi." "…The hell." "Lily…you're gonna wake her." "…Baka. Just…you're a baka Gumi. Baka, Baka Baka!" "SHHHHH!" It was at this point Rin opened her eyes from all the mysterious shouting. She rubbed her emerald green eyes and looked at the strangers, with wide eyes. One was older (maybe 20, 19?) with long blonde hair and piercing teal blue eyes. The other was about 17 with light green hair with matching green eyes, wearing orange and greens. The last was 15-Rin's age-with long soft blue hair and green-blue eyes.
"…What is going on?" Rin simply asked, then noticed all the streamers and a cake in her room, "…Is this…a party?"
"Yes! I am Gumi Megpoid, you're new sister!" Gumi rapidly shook her hand, startling Rin. The Blonde, Lily, rolled her eyes. Ring sighed.
"I'm Ring Suzune. Excuse her baka-ness." Teto introduced herself with a smile. Her voice sounded robotic.
"And I'm Lily. You must Rin…according to the maids." Lily pushed a strand of hair back. Rin nodded.
"Yeah, I came here last night." Rin replied, "…I met a weird boy named Len."
"OH…Len-kun?" Gumi asked, "We rarely see him. Only during meals and when we're allowed to."
"…He's kinda of…werid." Rin understood that, assuming he was mentally ill.
"…You don't understand. We can't see the opposite gender. Not only Len, but the other males." Lily expanded on Gumi's statement, noticing Rin's silent assumption, "We have theories about it."
"…Huh." Rin assumed they were none co-ed, "So, isn't this where Miku went?"
"…Miku? Miku Hatsune?" Ring pondered the name for a moment, "Oh...Yeah…the lucky bitch…slipped out, never seen again until her debut, and then her agents won't let anyone get near her…" Rin didn't understand any of that, though assumed Ring was jealous.
"…Never mind that." Lily changed the subject, "You should meet the others, and then we'll have breakfast. C'mon Rin." Lily smiled halfheartedly. Gumi and Ring left the room first. Lily turned to Rin, "…Rin…We will protect you from them…Don't worry. I know it's confusing now, but…just wait…Until then…" Lily smiled once more, "I'll show you the other girls here…K?"
